Helen Lawrence

English and Media Studies teacher, ex-journalist, lover of West Ham United, novels, comedy, Scrabble and, of course, my daughter Kate

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#mysteryhammer is James Collins Ginger Pele @WestHam

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#mysteryhammer @WestHam must be Frank Lampard (senior) #COYI

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@WestHam #mysteryhammer is Julian Faubert

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@westham today's #mysteryhammer is Paul Konchesky. COYI

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@thelastIeg @adamhillscomedy #isitok that Donald Trump has just been awarded the (surely made-up) FIFA Peace Prize?

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#mysteryhammer is Pedro Obiang @WestHam

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@primaryteachew Secret History, I would say. Only read the Rob Rinder and Graham Norton otherwise and they are good too!

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@WestHam today's #mysteryHammer is Kevin Nolan ⚒️

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@anton_ferdinand Well done, Anton! You were really engaging. Good luck in the final!

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@WestHam #mysteryhammer is Steve Lomas

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Well done @anton_ferdinand on #Dancingonice. Not only did he get his partner in a West Ham shirt saying #COYI and include a crossed hammers in the routine, he was also really good! Vote Anton @WestHam fans!

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@betway @WestHam 2-1

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This...

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For any teacher or school staff member feeling utterly exhausted at this point of the term, this is why! And trust me this is not a you problem.

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@HonestFrank Oops! Need a sub-editor/English teacher to correct that reply...

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@HonestFrank Exactly what I was thinking! Those £85 Chelsea ticket sounds better now

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@BBCNews Can just imagine Leicester saying: "It's hardly a king under a car park, is it?"

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@Bobby_Seagull @amolrajan Good to see but still can't understand why I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles was not used in the walk out music round in tonight's Only Connect @VictoriaCoren Don't think this quite makes up for it.

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