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@MrsIreland2026

SoCal born and NYC raised. Veteran, single mom, paused attorney battling cancer with a fancy for Dad jokes😜.

Joined January 2020

23.1K Following

21K Followers

58.3K Posts

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@MrsIreland2026

10 days ago

You ever been that level of tired where you know better than to stop standing cause soon as you relax nobody gonna hear from you for 12 hrs?

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@MrsIreland2026

12 days ago

@Ella_5b8 Incredibly difficult

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@MrsIreland2026

12 days ago

@ojessie__ Romantically-yes Emotionally/family- no

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@MrsIreland2026

12 days ago

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Who to follow

Just an LA girl living my best life in AZ🩵 dog mom🐶 wanna-be yogi🧘🏻‍♀️ horror fan🔪 music feeds my soul🎶 not interested👎🏼

Alisa 🖤💛💕

Football mom, dog mom, tequila drinker and lover of the outdoors! Rather be somewhere on the lake. Fuck Cancer!!!

Geek and proud 🤘 Cinephile (mostly Horror movies fan) as far as I can remember! Thanks Mom ❤ Please, NO DM⛔⛔⛔

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@MrsIreland2026

12 days ago

Once @amazon Alexa learns to eat pussy, I will never need a man again

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

@Georgia_07os Of course. Older=better

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

@RossyPrime Of course

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

@Gudya_4 They're dressed so

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

@HRH_SHP You can adjust to my .22

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

@lippyent Husky @chinohillsASB

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

My life❤️ https://t.co/zssW7xWXgT

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

I bet Jessie's Girl was Stacey's Mom and her number was 867-5309. Prob had to walk 5000 miles to meet her too

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

Why didn’t the chef season his entree? He ran out of thyme.

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

If knowing you helped a homeless single Mom and disabled little girl make it through another day ISN'T enough....DM me for a veryyy sexy thank you pic 😉 https://t.co/GM8cwSPZR0

MrsIreland2026's tweet photo. If knowing you helped a homeless single Mom and disabled little girl make it through another day ISN'T enough....DM me for a veryyy sexy thank you pic 😉 https://t.co/GM8cwSPZR0 https://t.co/Zwo9y29hXT

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

Why’d the roofer go to the doctor? He had shingles.

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Poodle. Poodle who? Poodle little ketchup on my hot dog, please!

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

If knowing you helped a homeless single Mom and disabled little girl make it through another day ISN'T enough....DM me for a veryyy sexy thank you pic 😉 https://t.co/GM8cwSPZR0

MrsIreland2026's tweet photo. If knowing you helped a homeless single Mom and disabled little girl make it through another day ISN'T enough....DM me for a veryyy sexy thank you pic 😉 https://t.co/GM8cwSPZR0 https://t.co/Zwo9y29hXT

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@MrsIreland2026

13 days ago

When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

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