Mrs Ivan Guzmán

Journalism Is a Blood Sport

[Mrs Ivan Guzmán @MrsIvanGuzman]

@Eminem better looking than you. And, let's face facts, I've got a bigger set of balls than you.

*The better writer/ the better linguist

[Mrs Ivan Guzmán @MrsIvanGuzman]

@Eminem How is it that you get to sit in the studio with Dr Dre but I don't?! Even though I'm more talented*, the better student, and

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Happy Father's Day

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@lvanArchivaIdo *We're seeing more cock ups than a gay porn set ©. They'll never be your father. They'll never be like him #Disappointing

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@lvanArchivaIdo #TheSpokesperson What the f**k is going on with Mexican cartels?! Your father worked alongside @jvrvaldez for over 20 years*

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.@jvrvaldez “What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from.”

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.@jvrvaldez Mis condolencias a sus familiares y compañeros. Reitero nuestro compromiso con la libertad de expresión y prensa.

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El Chapo was scary because he knew EXACTLY what he was doing. The new generation narcos are scary because they DON'T know what they're doing

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.@TraceyEmin I've Got It All (2000) #InternationalWomensDay

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Happy Valentine's Day

[Mrs Ivan Guzmán @MrsIvanGuzman]

I'm being f**ked over like a copy of Playboy ©. We're talking worse than Anna was by the law graduates #RIPAnnaNicoleSmith

[Mrs Ivan Guzmán @MrsIvanGuzman]

@ElChap0Guzman What's the difference between me and you?
You're wanted dead or alive, whereas poets are only wanted dead #BonnieParker

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It's never a good idea to spend TOO long in Britain; you start to get taken in by all of its delusions of grandeur #Germany #WinterGetaway

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What's party boob spelled backwards?

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We can all be wise after the event.

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@_IvanGuzman_ Yes, we've been saying this for a while now. https://t.co/zzIbyQVELx

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@haiilie_scott I just wanted to clarify, did Kanye West just accuse Jay Z of doing 'just enough to make it look like he cares'...!!? xX

[Mrs Ivan Guzmán @MrsIvanGuzman]

#TheWarOnDrugs They always do just enough to make it look like they care

[Mr. Carter @sc]

Dope! https://t.co/IISVMXOmvm

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@Eminem We're #TwitterPorn because everybody's watching us but nobody's admitting it #MoreInterestThanMyStudentDebt