Jessica Carter

Mama to Teddy & Matilda • Wifey to Mr Carts • Tea Lover • Hand Letterer • Home Maker •

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

@Bex011085 Just a bit boring 😂 maybe too much hype beforehand and expected more!

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

Am I the only one who doesn't rate #TheGreatestShowman 🙄

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

Definitely sobbing into my breakfast 😭 @gregjames @HKane @BBCRadio1

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

Bloody love Harry #imaceleb

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

Well I bloody loved that! Well worth staying up for #ImACeleb

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

Turkey ordered for the big day! @TheOrchardDeli #christmasatthecarters

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

@gregjames Not a relationship thing, but bought my Dad the massive Toblerones every birthday and Christmas since I was about 7. He only told me right before he died that he hated them 🤦🏼‍♀️ what a bloody waste.

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

Is it just me or should fireworks have a cut off time? #kidsinbed #boringmumtweet

[Cotteswold House @cotteswoldhouse]

For the week of 12-16 November we are running a free #Invisalign smile assessment week worth £270

Call 01452 524024 or DM for more info

#digitaldentistry #cosmeticdentist #aesthetics #straightteeth #whiteteeth... https://t.co/I2AbWMMpa5

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

Halloween ended at 7pm for us once the kids were in bed! Pumpkin in. Doorbell off. Lights out! #HappyHalloween #LeaveUsAlone

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

@danscottfbb @PaulCarter_yido @MrCracknell @markcarter1986 Ted did just say..."is Daddy with a shark?" 😂😂😂

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

@PaulCarter_yido @MrCracknell @markcarter1986 Cracking up! I think it's a good mix of Mark and Paul!! 😂

[fearne cotton @Fearnecotton]

Hey any chance I could just stick to the time we are on now and miss out this whole ‘clocks going back thing’ as my kids have just started sleeping in to a reasonable hour!

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

Rahul to win #GBBO

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

How interesting is #TheCircle

Social media is how you want people to see you, not the truth...

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

@nat_4167 @leewebb44 He did it again today ffs 😂🙈

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

When your child shouts "GHOST" every time he sees someone in a burka... 🙈🙈🙈

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

Matildas first time watching Daddy @PaulCarter_yido @TuffleyRoversFC

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

@liamkay1986 @PaulCarter_yido @markcarter1986 You're all the same!!! #men #eyeroll

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

When @PaulCarter_yido books 2 tickets for Spurs v Barca and you get all excited about a little trip away.

Then he mentions he's going with @markcarter1986

Awkward.

[Jessica Carter @MrsJessACarter]

@liamkay1986 @PaulCarter_yido @markcarter1986 😂 I know I'm not the obvious choice Liam, buy the way he broached the subject made me feel I was in for the running!! Kill two birds & all that...
Romantic trip + a Spurs game! 🙈