Good. He’s a man.
No man will ever experience having their cervix pierced with a tenaculum to hold it steady whilst a consultant inserts instruments into the womb to take a biopsy. Without an anaesthetic.
No man will ever be afraid to leave the house because they are bleeding so severely they will flood through their sanitary protection in under 45 minutes.
No man will ever wait 8 hours in a hospital to have a male registrar tell them that “the bleeding isn’t that bad”, give them a prescription for a drug they’ve already explained didn’t stop the bleeding when it was first prescribed 8 weeks ago, and then send them home.
No man will ever have to get up every hour in the night to change their sanitary protection and still end up with a bed that looks like a scene from Carrie in the morning.
No man will ever experience uterine cramping so severe that it takes their breath away and makes it impossible to work because none of the painkillers make a blind bit of difference.
No man will ever go for an ultrasound scan, get up off the bed, and apologise because blood is dripping onto the floor.
No man will ever experience any of this and he IS a man. He has no place at women’s conference.
Day time drinking should be normalised. Who the fuck wants to go out at 8 and stay up till 3am getting pissed. Start at 12 be shitfaced by 7, kebab, hit the sack at 8 and then you've not wasted the entire following day with a hangover in bed.
@BenjaminGrocott @emilarx No bigger car park than pride park apparently. Although your journey sounds brutal. Id have needed a few beers to get through that..