Itโs 2026 and Iโm pregnant and thereโs a parasite outbreak on fresh produce and apparently listeria recall on chicken
Wtf am i supposed to eat besides carbs
Guess im living off of bread
Wife win of the day:
Him: can you check my office for my eye covers i canโt sleep
Me: look under your pillow.
Him: how did you know
Me: ๐๐๐๐๐
Itโs a good thing my husband is cute because he genuinely doesnโt know what day it is
He forgot our anniversary is next week
Good to remind him BEFORE rather than AFTER right?! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
(He knows the date- just doesnโt know that that specific date is next week apparently ๐คฃ)
Throwbackโฆ.Wednesday because i met you for the first time ever nine years ago today
Who knew weโd be where weโre at today after that fateful day at the arcade?
also we need more photos together