Maria The Hammer

Mom, wife, grandma.

[Maria The Hammer @MrsMariaHammer1]

@TiffanyFong You've never been to the Texas Hill Country. 🤷‍♀️

[Maria The Hammer @MrsMariaHammer1]

@FreddyLA7 You're doing it right. @FreddyLA7 .

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@TTExulansic Dysphoria cured!

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@FreddyLA7 You're bypassing Austin??!!

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@FreddyLA7 Welcome to Texas!

[Maria The Hammer @MrsMariaHammer1]

@ForgiatoBlow47 She's correct. He's not her president. She's not a U.S. citizen.

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@IfindRetards How do you narrow it down to just one a day? Therd are so many deserving contenders.

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@perlinaino ❤️

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@shaunvlog_ Are you coming to Texas?

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@JohnCornyn You're an embarrassment to us Texans. I'm glad I didn't vote for you. What a colossal a-hole thing to say. You have no class.

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@jackunheard But you gained one right here.

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@SantaDecides Well, you just gained this one.

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@atensnut Nope

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@ThrillaRilla369

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@ronsterd89 Cracker crumbs. Oats.

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@ronsterd89 🙋‍♀️ 59

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@GXglen8022 🙋‍♀️ 59

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@LeVeonBell Black wine

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@mrmikeMTL The living room. Maybe the back yard.

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@AuthorGFAllen Yes! I thought everyone, did, but not my husband.