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[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

@rob3142 Oh, I'm not back.... I was just looking for something and was surprised how different everything looks!!

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

When you don't check in on Twitter for a year and come back to everything's different. #WhatsWithAllTheseAds

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@everlytl Did you post this from the grave?! #HowDidLaurenNotMurderYou

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Girl, same!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

@pensfans3142 Annnnnnd, now I can't find the original tweet!! Which I sent like 4 yrs ago

It was complaining about #ShareACoke not having #Kellie, but having every other version of my name. And I specifically stated that Kelley isn't even common. But they clearly make Cokes with that name

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

@pensfans3142 -- see??? https://t.co/td35KxzzJj

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

@pensfans3142 what the heck?! Why give me an option to share and then not share it, Twitter?!!??!

hold on, @pensfans3142

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

@c_henkenberns Could go either way on the date.... Dude may not even notice your shoes, with your other {ahem} assets 😘

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

@c_henkenberns Can we see these shoes so we can make our own opinions????

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@karenDz3 @netflix I have never related more to a stranger's tweet than I do today to your tweet!!!

@Netflix #OrderSeasonTwo #SweetMagnolias #DontLeaveUsHanging

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

Just binged #SweetMagnolias on @Netflix and that ending.... 😲😲😥😥😥 #CliffhangersAreTheWorst #DontLeaveMeHanging #ThereBetterBeASeasonTwo #OrderSeasonTwo

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

I support this.... #TravisSpeaksTruths

[TheCincyDad @everlytl]

Can we get @MLB to create a #HomerunDerby? Bracket style. One player, from each team, in their home park to begin, dwindle it down to a champion? Please? We need something from baseball.

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

Too many social media outlets to keep up on them all.... 😆

#SoPopular
#BiAnnualTwitterLogin

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

I recently heard that @ChrisEvans had to go 10 wks w/o seeing his pup while filming... it made me sad, as I couldn't even go 10 hrs w/o seeing my guy!!
❤🐶❤
#Loki #DogOfMischief

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

@dunkindonuts #DoIt

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

@CT_FOX HAHAAH Just *NOW* saw this!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

Sometimes I remember that I have a Twitter account..... 😂

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

@Worleyson IDK why... but I'm kind of disappointed that you didn't join Sam's 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#LoyalCostcoMemberHere

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

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[Women's Health @WomensHealthMag]

Every day is a new opportunity. 🙌 🙌 🙌

[KMM ツ @MrsMayday]

@Worleyson #BEAST