Cranky Mom

Warning: I'm using Twitter largely to bitch about my ex husband. I'm a cranky, cynical, officially single mom to 3 gorgeous girls. ☺😒

[Cranky Mom @MrsMom1027]

@melissafumero 😲😞🤞👪🍹🍸

[Cranky Mom @MrsMom1027]

This

[Cranky Mom @MrsMom1027]

Best ever

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I wish you all a happy and healthy Easter, but I urge you beware the Easter Bunny. It's not just a harmless little wee bunny now is it? #easter #johncleese #killerbunny #montypython

[Cranky Mom @MrsMom1027]

@OhNoSheTwitnt

[Cranky Mom @MrsMom1027]

This is gold

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

RT if you agree that paid sick leave will save lives and make our communities safer.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Accounts run by men receive roughly double the retweets of those run by women. Even online, we are talked for and talked over. Even online, men’s voices carry twice as much worth. It matters. When you see women writing about things that interest you, retweet us. It’s that simple.

[Cranky Mom @MrsMom1027]

@clevergalCA @Pinche_Pi @Rich_Cooper

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

MY PLEDGE:

If Elizabeth Warren is nominated, I'll vote for her.

If Bernie Sanders is nominated, I'll vote for him.

If Amy Klobuchar is nominated, I'll vote for her.

And I'll vote for Yang, Biden, Buttigieg, or any actual DEM who gets the nomination.

November is coming.

[Cranky Mom @MrsMom1027]

🤣😂🤣😂

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

This is the only thing with Trump’s name on it that couldn’t dodge a draft

[Cranky Mom @MrsMom1027]

#spoiledfanproblems: my annual fantasy football party is today. Every year, I wear my father's old Pat Patriot shirt. But this year, there's no Pats game, so I don't know what to wear...I wish all of my problems were this inconsequential.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Cranky Mom @MrsMom1027]

If the song fits...

[FrankDR @fjd_artist]

@Turfline @ABC

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Retweet if you belong to the 1% of America who has never seen an episode of Keeping up with the Kardashian’s. We’ve got to stick together in these trying times.

[Cranky Mom @MrsMom1027]

@SulomeAnderson @ChuckWendig Start a gofundme if you run out of funds; I'd totally contribute.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Agree

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump did this.
It’s all on Donald Trump.
Retweet if you agree.

[Cranky Mom @MrsMom1027]

@MarySonjaTudor Toby (orange) and Gracie