Maggie Carino-Ganias

Trying to remember the funny things my kids say. Note: not calling it
Shit My Kids Say

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@hwinkler4real I’m not crazy about Ben Carson, but IKEA advertises their veggie dogs and plant-based dogs as “from the earth or ground” and they’re quite good! I’m sure that’s not what he meant. Also, 1 - 2% fat milk is plenty, Ben, if you’re not gonna give them milk from the ground (oat)

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@Amelia558rs B

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@GoldenAgeUnfold Still? Um, no.

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

What is with the OMNY $34 weekly pass? I participated in this scandal when they removed all the MetroCard machines at my station. If purchased on Monday, why did it run out on Saturday? Why do I owe it $2.90??? Get it together @MTA Anyone else confused? @nysubwaychatter

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@se4realhinton He looks like a small, angry man who could kick your lights out. No Disney sweetness there.

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@MiaFarrow Do you still have that great apartment?

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@NewRezHQ Please send me the $49.76 you owe me. Must feel good for you to dismiss your own debts because they are under $50.

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@NewRezHQ how come you guys still don’t return phone calls?

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@kathygriffin @Janefonda Much better friend than Anderson Cooper!

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@janeygangkid Har!

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@SeanAstin She looks like your mom. Could be identical cousins!

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@janeygangkid Show off

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@ATGanias Actually professorships are often named for large donors/alums

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

Hi! What happened to my refinance started in Feb 2020? Why can’t I get return emails or phone calls? Why would you give me a date of October 22, 2020 and then just disappear? Are you still in business?

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@NewRezHQ Hi! What happened to my refinance started in Feb 2020? Why can’t I get return emails or phone calls? Why would you give me a date of October 22, 2020 and then just disappear? Are you still in business?

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@NewRezHQ keep getting ads from you folks to refinance my mortgage with you — and that’s what I’ve been trying to do since February 2020! My loan has been with the underwriter for final review for 3 weeks — a process that should have taken 3 days! What’s up??? 🙄

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Employers steal $15,000,000,000 from their workers every year in the form of wage theft.

That’s nearly as much as all other property theft combined.

It’s time we talk about the real looting in America.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Are you feeling down? Isolated? Uncertain about the future? Worried about what comes next? Then you may be suffering from... consciousness

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@janeygangkid Welcome to my last 35 years.

[Maggie Carino-Ganias @MrsMommaMags]

@AndyOstroy The so-pathetic-they-make-me-cry-for-all-we-have-lost band?