Laurane

32, mum, ♌️

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

Literally could have had a real life woman who would do anything for you and a family who have so much love to give… you chose the girls on your wank… sorry, block list, this app, some pills and being alone instead. You CHOSE misery. Baffling. Unforgivable.

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

😉😘

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

@todayyearsold @MildWombat that first one is GENIUS

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

@PicturesFoIder @MildWombat I’m going to be sick again

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

@MildWombat @IAMTOMMACDONALD Mortifying 😳 you can really pick out a Magat by appearance though. Guys, let me know if you want to be directed to a TikTok on how to do your makeup so your face doesn’t droop as much and you look extra crusty and sleepy ❤️

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

Genuinely wouldn’t have ordered firm @AmazonUK if I knew they were using #Evri 🤮

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

My @AmazonUK delivery that was meant to be delivered today, is being delivered by #evri and guess what??? ITS GOING TO BE LATE! Such a shame #amazon trusted them with anything. They’ve probably stolen it if anything. They do have form! #fuckevri

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

@MildWombat @nocontextmemes Penny would never

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

@NoJusticeMTG @MildWombat £2 milly profit, £22 fish and chips. Yeah labour is the problem here. How will she survive!? 😢

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

@POTUSnote @JoJoFromJerz @ksorbs There it is. The most stupid thing I’ve heard all day! 👏🏻When someone is pregnant and have those procedures they END the pregnancy.

What is ending a pregnancy called? Don’t worry, I know your smooth brain won’t be able to figure it out. Here’s the answer:

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

@ALEXGEORGlEV “kIlLiNg BabIEs iS WroNg!!” But killing your daughters because of pregnancy complications is absolutely ok 👍🏻 😎 bet he would be throwing money at his mistress for an abortion if he knocked her up though. His daughter? Well he’s happy for her to suffer. Slow claps dad 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

@MildWombat @charliekirk11 Well he’s said if she gets raped he would force her to have the baby. It’s funny to me that to these people abortion = murder but their daughter dying because of sepsis = okey dokey 👍🏻 proves they only care about controlling women’s bodies. Not actual human life.

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

@MildWombat You’re a lucky man! Your wife’s fit 😍

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

@MildWombat @willsommer WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! Are you telling me this ISN’T satire/a parody?!

[Laurane @MrsNicholls19]

@MildWombat @willsommer I didn’t think Russell brand needed to be remade into a right winger Christian? I thought he was already there!