lovebunny♥️🐰

Bright-eyed & bushy-tailed pretentious mom of the year 💞👦🏻👧🏼🧒🏻👧🏻🧒🏼👶🏼💞

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

Moby Dick ch 58

[Maaku Sandaru サンダル マーク @1651Hobbes]

If "Spaghetti Westerns" was the term used when they used Italians instead of Mexicans for movies set in the Wild West, what's the term for using hoodrats and tro0ns in ancient historical epics?

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

Wikipedia articles now come with a TikTok Brainrot disclaimer?

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

16 yrs old, dropped acid while waiting tables on a Friday night at Pizza Hut in the late 90s. A couple other employees did as well. The manager found out, confronted us, and told us never to do it again.

[Mariè @p8stie]

So have any of you guys ever taken psychedelics at your job

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

@ThymeToBeBorn Oh my, what dolls.

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

@justalexoki Speed Queen, don’t think twice.

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

What a fun idea!

[Mack @kenzietuff]

If you were going to have a Mel Gibson movie marathon (starring or directing), where would you start?

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

@LordIxabert This movie is awesome.

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

@summerboymom Yes

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

I love the USPS and no one better try to take it away from me. 😤

[wanye @xwanyex]

Unlike so many of the curmudgeons on here, I am a lover of the US mail. Post offices are romantic and there’s something slightly spiritually empty about not enjoying checking your mailbox.

But even I have to admit whenever I see the mail truck out every single day to the decreased importance of the medium and to the fact that this level of service now seems sort of deranged.

[Ixabert @LordIxabert]

Beautiful people must maintain a certain ruthless severity toward ugly people. Ugly people should not be allowed to improve their appearances with cosmetic surgery, lest they begin attracting the women who naturally belong to us. We must not surrender our advantages.

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

I had a newborn when we moved from Hawaii to Az & paid a stupid amount of money to have my breast milk overnighted on dry ice to Az. Didn’t use any of it. 😑

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

everyone freezes breast milk so i froze breast milk and i still have a bunch in the freezer that i keep forgetting to use. why did i even do that? i can’t imagine i’ll bother next time. seems like another weird neurosis memetically transferred to new moms.

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

@TheeGoddessHQ Imagine how she must treat her husband.

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

@LordIxabert This formula is why I adore my husband.

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

People are nicer to you when you are wearing a pretty dress because you are making the decision in dressing up to be nicer to the world.

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

@LifeInTheMetaxy Great summer so far.

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

@ThymeToBeBorn It took me some years and being out of the throes of pregnancy & breastfeeding before I learned to enjoy playing with my children.

[Ixabert @LordIxabert]

I'm not going to go through all the trouble of idealising the Greeks & Romans if they all look like Daniel DeVito and Joe Pesci lookalikes. I'm afraid it really isn't going to happen. They were blond haired and blue eyed, and that's all there is to it.

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

@LadyNimby Migraineurs always have one droopy eye before an attack.

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

@ThymeToBeBorn Last Fall was hell, stomach bug, flu, multiple ER trips with asthmatic child. But smooth sailing in 2026. 🙏

[lovebunny♥️🐰 @MrsOrb1913]

@ThymeToBeBorn I have 6 from 2-15 and we’ve had no illness since December. We are not homebound by any means. This could happen to you long before your youngest is 4! You will emerge as superwoman.