MrsPaulHardware

In love with my husband, daughter, and dogs. And donuts. Fu*k yeah, donuts.

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Sharing the best Halloween costume from the dog costume contest yesterday. Wayne and Garth 🎸🥁 Jasper as Garth (I G : jaspermydood)

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Just learned how to use Google Lens and I feel drunk with power. So far I've used it to identify a cottonwood tree, common sunflower, and coyote brush. I feel empowered in nature now (as long as there's data reception).

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Going through the contents of my 3 year old's backpack and found this 🎮

Kinda surprised she hasn't covered it in stickers yet ⭐

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Last night while @HanaHardware was falling asleep she whispered to me twice "Have another vision." 🔮

It freaked me out. I was so confused until I realized she was quoting Encanto.

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In honor of Father's Day we went to Costco so @paulhardware can buy nice steaks and a pair of dad shorts. I made lumpia for lunch and then he got to take an afternoon nap. He also received a cheesey card. 🎉🎉🎉

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Today feels like Christmas 🎄

Brought these beauties home today. Beer, sausages, chocolate, lemons.

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I thought I colored the my little pony page well and @paulhardware's monkey rocket page looks so good 😊

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@paulhardware @GamersNexus That's what you told me it was called and when I repeated it in front of other people some gave me side eye

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Nutella Souffle with homemade whipped cream and fresh strawberries for @paulhardware and @HanaHardware 🍓🍫♥️

Did not account for the whipped cream melting tho whoops! 😊

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@InfamousMrThorp @HanaHardware @paulhardware Lint rollers + every black article of clothing I own. 🫤

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Tell me you have a toddler without telling me you have a toddler.

Part #2: Dinner!

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When you make the conscious decision that brushing teeth and washing face will just need to wait until lunch time.

😑

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Family game night. @paulhardware is a brain-eating zombie reanimated by @HanaHardware. He turns back to a human when Hana says "I love you".

Pro: She's a necromancer
Con: No real-life skills for zombie apocalypse

🤔

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@AdrianWarner777 I'm happy you're having fun! I love that games and gaming can do that.

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@AdrianWarner777 I salute you sir. That too is my goal on this fine Friday. I might have a slight advantage at the moment since I am STILL WEARING jammies.

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@AdrianWarner777 @ElectricVibes75 The enemy healer typed it to me because, well, I chose violence.

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Somebody typed something to me in game chat and I spent 5 minutes googling what they mean.

"ong od [me]"

I think I get it...maybe...🤔🔬

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Broody and mysterious; dutch baby.

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The other week I had to check with a coworker what "bop" meant these days since to me that's "bind on pickup"

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@ElectricVibes75 Not sure. I'm still kind of confused because my internet searching seemed inconclusive.

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@pwnzorama Yah