Carol Starkey

[Carol Starkey @MrsPeteBatman]

@IKEAUK I'm helping a friend set up a new household for her family after fleeing an unpleasant domestic situation. Any chance of some lampshades and blinds etc to help them in their new home?

[Carol Starkey @MrsPeteBatman]

@WMO do you have any data on changes in weather patterns caused by the reduced number of flights, either currently or projections for 2020 please?

[Russell Howard @russellhoward]

A staggering level of disrespect from Jacob Rees-Mogg #Grenfell

[Emilio Casalicchio @e_casalicchio]

@Jack_Blanchard_ @POLITICOEurope Cleverly confirms he DOES play with toy soldiers at home. But it's a sad story: "I don’t get that much chance to do that anymore. I don’t have much time." #happyhourconservative

[Kate Day @kate_day]

“[Labour conference] was a slow-motion car crash. Even I was like ‘Please make it stop”’ says @JamesCleverly “You made it stop by losing a Supreme Court ruling,” says @Jack_Blanchard_ 😳😂 #happyhourconservative

[Becca Wright @_beccawright]

James Cleverly : we can trust all of our members not to be daft

Literally the whole room: 🤨
#happyhourconservative

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

I wake up every single day knowing my life is going to be ruined by a pompous, arrogant, self-serving tit with a ridiculous haircut.

And now so will you, United Kingdom! #fuckboris

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

People who masturbate regularly are more likely to be managers at work, according to a 2019 survey.

[Carol Starkey @MrsPeteBatman]

@VirginAtlantic - I just left a bag and coat in the cabin after landing in Dulles, Doh! How can I get it back?

[Carol Starkey @MrsPeteBatman]

@TheReadingMal is there any parking onsite or nearby for my stay next week?

[Carol Starkey @MrsPeteBatman]

@J_Ennis - pls can you help a fellow athlete with a retweet? Get the Kendalls to mexico!! https://t.co/AO4hIbOGe8

[Carol Starkey @MrsPeteBatman]

@eddieizzard - pls can you help a fellow athlete with a retweet? Get the Kendalls to mexico!! https://t.co/MgVKLIwMrz

[Carol Starkey @MrsPeteBatman]

@RomeshRanga at dinner, checking the dessert list. Remember tiriminono. What have you done to me!!!

[LR @LansburyReact]

When you're quietly reading and someone dares to interrupt.

[LR @LansburyReact]

When you really want a cup of tea but then realise you forgot to buy any milk. http://t.co/cq7eDIJDHb

[LR @LansburyReact]

When you explain something to someone in great detail and they still don't understand.

[The Lazy Dog @TheLazyDog_]

I'll have the Irish.

[James Dowdeswell @jamesdowdeswell]

Ghostbusters are holding Brighton Pier. Don't cross the streams Ray.

[Carol Starkey @MrsPeteBatman]

@WilliamShatner @STALINSLAPSHOS @LAKings #homemadedalek