Mrs.Pizza

I am a vibrating ball of anxiety trapped in a meat suit…also I love books

[Mrs.Pizza @MrsPizzaReads]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Happy taps

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Halloween was a wild time 😈💕🎃 https://t.co/dUTmE0FRqD

[vintagefantasy @vintagefantasyy]

Me when he asks what I like to do for fun

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@galacticidiots PLEASE! THIS!

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I have read so many witchy books this spooky season
https://t.co/3xcWOMs1IR

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@readlexread Such a fun series!

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@foesandlovers @amkorewrites Did you say gargoyles?

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Will I ever be able to eat mushrooms again?…

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@UrsulaV @sm9eb Ok well now I know baby bird heads are a good source of calcium…yup that knowledge just lives in my brain now. Wonder what completely inappropriate moment I can bring that gem out and share it

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I am terrible at being scared. Yet I want to read all the spooky books 👻

https://t.co/TBZrn7H8EL

[Pizza Later @Pizza_Later]

Take me back to ApeFest.

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I imagine I would just walk into the room where @Pizza_Later is relaxing and stab myself in the foot then wiggle my toes as it heals…? “Look I’m a mythical creature” I would announce with a grin.

[Mrs.Pizza @MrsPizzaReads]

I stand by my first statement. If a wound ever starts oozing a strange color, if nothing else, tell someone.
The rest of the lack of communication in this book was understandable. I mean how DO you tell someone you might be a werewolf?

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Everything is perfect. He is perfect. She is made for him. Everything is perfect. 🍎

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Once again I am babbling into the void about books I recently read 🫠
https://t.co/CpobK0xMuf

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Reading all the spooky witchy fall-vibes books I can get my hands on

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@anaisisreading @authorlilymayne Drunk you sending sober you all the gifts!

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Sometimes I have trouble finishing a book, not bc I don’t like it, but bc when I read the last page it’s over! And I’m not ready to leave

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@Pizza_Later No. I can’t even watch that Amazon commercial with the golden retriever that dresses up as a lion without sobbing. I refuse to cause myself the kind of pain this movie promises