Emily Diepenbrock

Humorist. I love the Spice Girls.

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@quasi_mortal @kaitduffy we were programmed to want those things since we were kids and some deprogrammed ourselves from wanting those things as adults. more time wouldn’t make me change my mind if i truly believe i don’t want those things

also maybe some of my married friends will be fun again at 50

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@quasi_mortal @kaitduffy what is different between now and 50 that would make her change her mind?

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@carcampwcorey @MibshaD thank god too bc the men my age have been aging like milk

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@lizzkelly7 @sarahshine007 why i stay attached to my job/career even though i desperately crave freedom

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@kaitduffy happy birthday kait!!

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@DontBotherKeiti @retrocvnty ok she’s an intellectual 👑

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@Tealskygem @alfkkifine i’m woman who does numbers and i’m jealous you chose creativity for sure 💅

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@snackattack_101 @nelaknight @alfkkifine i achieved a high level of success at 25 🤷‍♀️

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@eudtoxic @alfkkifine thanks for this response. i couldn’t have said it better. getting lonely at the top

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@BradenScheck @realitytorelate @johnsummit if any word i said could be taken without context and made a headline id be so soo chopped

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@blockhim2026 it goes to your kidneys then you pee it out

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I think having a lover, not a boyfriend not a husband, just a lover who courts you and cares about you and you’re obsessed with each other but live separately without societal pressure is so chic and very hot.

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@johnsummit i just launched my cpa business so if you have anyone asking you to do their taxes, send them my way. you and i are always on the same wavelength
https://t.co/EE5mXd767Y

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@mskmalibu this happens to me all the time

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@machinegunkelly @rushinmyveins i remember when his ig handle was @cockpunch 😆

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@KylenMills i have been thinking about all the skaters affected by that crash since the games started 💖💖

[John Summit @johnsummit]

i have decided that if u surround yourself with the right people miami is the best city in the world

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

my fav cpa dj @johnsummit is ripping through his hits like it’s power hour, he’s got 5 new tracks to drop, and a milli more to make tonight. hustled my ass off to make his set on time

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@RhonnieF i hope that age never finds me

[Emily Diepenbrock @MrsPottsPancake]

@eMTBrides back at ya Larry. merry christmas 🎄