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[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

Why can't we all just live our lives like a good ol' country song 🌻🌾🍻👫

#simple

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

When you can’t sleep, and you find yourself Pinteresting “how to organize your medicine cabinet”

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

@AllredNorris Or just went with the majority vote from last year

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

@AllredNorris Didn’t you get a ham last year? Maybe it’s been a couple years

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

When you call in a Wu order but they don’t start cooking it until you get there 🙄

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

@bruce_delay Also, people with their fog lamps on are just as bad and don’t get pulled over like they should.

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

I know my car looks like a cop but i flashed my lights cause you don’t have your lights on, not cause you’re speeding 😂😂 chill.

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

@bruce_delay I’ve heard that. But mainly cause they don’t want you to warn other drivers of cops approaching cause they want to catch them speeding. but to not be able to flash them for their lights is crazy cause you can’t see and it’s dangerous!

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

@billykeene22 Well she actually read my mind

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

I order “no vegetables” and the girl asks if i want potatoes like they’re not a vegetable... but yes, yes i do 😂

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

I can’t help but picture Zach Roloff in my head every time i listen to @bobbybonesshow . They sound the same 😆

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

Harrison: Remember dad, we’re nuts like Deegan? Me: But what about me? H: No, you’re perfect ❤️

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

When you’re sharing a drink with someone and they start using the straw as a toothpick 🤮 hello sir, not thirsty anymore.

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

Random guy: looks like someone got a little too close to ya. 🤰🏻. Me: well that’s a new one

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

@billykeene22 We can’t all drink our coffee black.. 😝

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

Am i the only one that uses QT cappuccino to sweeten their coffe? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

@M_Mashburn10 It’s too sweet by itself and their creamers suck! Lol

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

Turning on my seat heater while griping at me still shows me you care ❤️😆

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

If they just saved all the left over rice at PF Chang’s, there wouldn’t be a hungry homeless person left in Tulsa

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

@ChristyM_Carter 😂

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

I was so ignorant in HS i thought the big deer smoke shop was a bbq place 😐😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[ɱąƖƖơཞყ ཞɛɛɖ🌻 @MrsReed7414]

And being able to share that with your spouse is an even more beautiful thing ❤️

[Kaity Gray. @kaityybrown]

Childbirth is seriously the most beautiful thing in the world. Seeing a baby come into the world is so precious.