Kristie Ribecchi

[Jawn Street @JawnStreetPod]

Beasley Media ngl, fucking sucks

[Derrick Levasseur @DerrickL]

I survived another week…barely. Let’s meet another pup! If you’re interested, contact @NEHSRescue and if you’re a good fit, I will cover the adoption fee! 🐶⚔️ #TheTraitorsUS

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@DerrickL Will def be checking this out! Thanks for sharing.

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

Anyone else’s kid talk so much they don’t even stop for a breath? Like literally keep talking while breathing in. And people wonder why my brain is fried by 3pm

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@PrestonSteve933 What a way to start the day!

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@crotchner No, but they most definitely had to pee

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@jimmyfallon I went to a concert with this guy on our first date. We stopped for gas on the way,had a good time, went back to his place where he accused me of stealing his money out of his car while he pumped gas. I was shocked, I did not take his money. #WorstFirstDate

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@NickMcIlwain1 I’d assume Hear, here! Ya heard?

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

The best part of being a mom is being the only one who is allowed to wipe your kids ass after a poop. 😫

[Morgan Housel @morganhousel]

New Year's Eve bedtime:

Age 12: 9pm

Age 16: midnight

Age 20: 2am

Age 28: 4am

Age 32: midnight

Age 36: 9pm

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@blakeshelton @NBCTheVoice @KristenBell

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

My favorite part of #Frozen2 was when my 2 year old farted and announced it to the whole theatre. But seriously. What a fantastic movie. Loved it so much

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@DabAndGo 🤣

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

My kids love #dinodana however if I have to listen to this little twit squawk ONE MORE EFFING TIME I am going to LOSE IT

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@ChiqMeOut I am confusion

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@ChiqMeOut But what would we stir our bloody Mary’s with?

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@PrestonSteve933 Because his mom was like, nope not getting that all over your clothes! 🤣

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

It has been a full blown @daxshepard day for me. Started the day catching up on @ArmchairExpPod then watched #hitandrun for the first time (loved it) now on to #parenthood ... May have a minor obsession🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@KeeleyFox29 @FOX29philly Is this supposed to make sense?

[Kristie Ribecchi @MrsRibecchi]

@marklisseman I mean... it may not be an accurate drawing but it is certainly how it feels 🤣