I survived another week…barely. Let’s meet another pup! If you’re interested, contact @NEHSRescue and if you’re a good fit, I will cover the adoption fee! 🐶⚔️ #TheTraitorsUS
Anyone else’s kid talk so much they don’t even stop for a breath? Like literally keep talking while breathing in. And people wonder why my brain is fried by 3pm
@jimmyfallon I went to a concert with this guy on our first date. We stopped for gas on the way,had a good time, went back to his place where he accused me of stealing his money out of his car while he pumped gas. I was shocked, I did not take his money. #WorstFirstDate
My favorite part of #Frozen2 was when my 2 year old farted and announced it to the whole theatre. But seriously. What a fantastic movie. Loved it so much
It has been a full blown @daxshepard day for me. Started the day catching up on @ArmchairExpPod then watched #hitandrun for the first time (loved it) now on to #parenthood ... May have a minor obsession🤷🏼♀️