Mrs. SAGES_Updates

Long-suffering spouse of SAGES_Updates. It's worse than you think

[Mrs. SAGES_Updates @MrsSAGESUpdates]

I'm here to set the record straight and not let @SAGES_Updates get away with wild stories.

AMA

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@CPark_MD @SAGES_Updates Burner accounts FTW.

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@CPark_MD @SAGES_Updates I rarely post. @SAGES_Updates is a PITA to deal with in real life and much more so here.

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@ISutureGirl @SAGES_Updates It's a shockingly low bar to get over.

[Hira @ISutureGirl]

@MrsSAGESUpdates @SAGES_Updates We like you more than Mr.SAGES

[Mrs. SAGES_Updates @MrsSAGESUpdates]

Why am I second place, @SAGES_Updates?

[SAGES is in Vegas in 2027! @SAGES_Updates]

Happy birthday to the 2nd most important being on the planet: @MrsSAGESUpdates

[Mrs. SAGES_Updates @MrsSAGESUpdates]

@ISutureGirl @SAGES_Updates Thank you.

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@Adelso22 @SAGES_Updates You can HAVE them. I'll send you a USB stick with the backup and transfer software.

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@Stentingwoman @CPark_MD @SAGES_Updates Too late. I'm already in it and the robot is relegated to the couch for the foreseeable future.

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@SAGES_Updates Alright then, buster, enlighten me. If I wasn't your choice then who was?

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@SAGES_Updates @TsengJennifer @JackBox Why are you constantly trying to traffic our son?

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@DrLeenaK @SAGES_Updates A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

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@BariatricNews @SAGES_Updates If by that you mean excruciating pain followed by exhaustion, then yes.

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Damn straight, buster. Where are you taking me for dinner tonight?

[SAGES is in Vegas in 2027! @SAGES_Updates]

Happy March, everyone.

Or, as @MrsSAGESUpdates calls it "the first day of my birthday month" of which we are expected to celebrate/gift/something Every. Single. Day.

[Mrs. SAGES_Updates @MrsSAGESUpdates]

See, @SAGES_Updates, that is how you make a good pass.

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Facts.

[SAGES is in Vegas in 2027! @SAGES_Updates]

That pass was worse than the first one we made at @MrsSAGESUpdates

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@AckertKathleen @SAGES_Updates We taught the bot everything it knows about being human and forming good relationships.

It was an exceptionally poor student.

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@FilipinoSurgeon @SAGES_Updates @Neil_J_Smart Because I don't like Twitter and almost never post.

I have to when the stupid bot says something that I just can't let go.

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@SAGES_Updates @Neil_J_Smart What the hell is wrong with you? Do you like sleeping on the couch?

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@rbarbosa91 @SAGES_Updates The bot has retreated to its office and I have no control over the internet in there.

While I understand it's bad for you, its testing all of these on me first and about half of them are REALLY terrible and not getting posted.