Siobhan McArthur

[Siobhan McArthur @MrsS_McArthur]

I love this dog! http://t.co/UFGtzJ8cIX

[Siobhan McArthur @MrsS_McArthur]

@itvjeremykyle I don't know why she would want to be a part of that scruffy family. Better off without that deadbeat in her life! #crapdad

[antanddec @antanddec]

#TakeawayOnTour rehearsals hit the set today. Very excited! D

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong

[Siobhan McArthur @MrsS_McArthur]

@itvjeremykyle she's a disgrace, poor child. If she wasn't with him when she got pregnant why get back with the man that she's so scared of?

[Siobhan McArthur @MrsS_McArthur]

“@Factsionary: Nearly 10% of Canadians have had sex in a canoe.”@ryanlamey is this true for you?

[West Midlands Police @WMPolice]

By retweeting this YOU could help us solve the murder of Cynthia Beamond. Call 101 if you've seen her car

[Nik Speakman @the_speakmans]

#People:

Those who create their own drama.

Absolutely deserve, their own karma.

#LearnToChill

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

The inventor of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes believed his cereal would fight the urge to masturbate.

[Siobhan McArthur @MrsS_McArthur]

“Dark chocolate is a natural appetite suppressant and can actually stop cravings to eat more.” @ryanlamey another 5:2 tip x

[Siobhan McArthur @MrsS_McArthur]

"Banana is a happy fruit. Eating just one can help relieve irritable emotions, anger and or depression.” @ryanlamey 5:2 600cal day tips!!

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

Cauliflower dipped in barbecue sauce tastes almost the same as chicken nuggets and it's infinitely healthier!

[Nik Speakman @the_speakmans]

#Atychiphobia

Is the fear of failure.

This fear spoils so many lives.

Don't let it spoil yours!

[Chris Evans @achrisevans]

RT @HylandIan: RIP Rik Mayall.
I'm off to hit the gasman with a frying pan.
It's the least I can do.