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[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

Everyone meet Broomy- Josh’s new favorite toy. It doesn’t require batteries, doesn’t make annoying sounds, and it’s so fun to play with that he had to steal it from mommy. 10/10 #joshualev https://t.co/cO3sE1M9dj

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/2SBztCRUbO

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

13 years, many pounds, a much worse phone, countless spicy tuna rolls, many passport stamps, one dog, one house, and one child ago, two tiny little babies decided to get married. https://t.co/PGbcR0x4FW

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

@islandhousecreative knocked it out of the park again for Josh! Going to have a very happy toddler on our hands. https://t.co/fJxG79yDDi

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

If your kid can’t be the best behaved in synagogue, at least he can be the best dressed. Follow me for more parenting tips. #joshualev https://t.co/pIZZHHxFVZ

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

Motherhood in a nutshell: 4 years ago at his Bris. #joshualev @o_tenenbaum @peterdoesparks https://t.co/nllcFIerGR

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

“Maybe next time don’t try shoving ice cream up your nose if you don’t want Mama to wash your face.” Things I never thought I’d say for $400, Ken. #joshualev https://t.co/6JduYLjGYx

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

Quick and easy dinner idea: it’s free cone day at Dairy Queen.

Follow me for more recipes. #joshualev https://t.co/5vR0DFraGt

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

If you ever need a last minute costume and want to dress up as me to roast me, all you really need is a big pair of sunglasses and a cup of soda that is bigger than the average human newborn. https://t.co/rtqTbbni7P

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

Me too Josh. Me too. #joshualev https://t.co/m7rNFnkzgg

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

Meet this year’s projected Tour de France winner. And he didn’t even have to dope to do it. In other news, it’s fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine. #joshualev #babysfirstbicycle https://t.co/JFVJC6IS5e

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

Once upon a time, there was a reality competition where the prize was Flavor Flav. Now the prize will be just Nick Cannon’s sperm, I guess? https://t.co/pwCrg8gGGm

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

This episode of Bluey is called a completely random day off from school on a random Tuesday because why the hell not? #joshualev https://t.co/txM7bGLsY9

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/NscSaNHK19

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

Don’t worry @sodabox.love- no many how many dirty soda places I try, you will always be my one true love. https://t.co/TCGMJU98Mg

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

The world’s best. #nationalsonsday #joshualev https://t.co/iV5grLTwha

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

Got a new coworker today. He is difficult to reason with, demands lots of breaks, insists on a 10 minute work day, and worst of all, somehow already makes more than I do. #joshualev https://t.co/XiCkWmrbAv

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/uwahwTZw4Y

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

File this under: The Joys of Raising Jewish Children in the South 😬. #joshualev https://t.co/X4IM1AcCMx

[MRM @MrsSomeGuy]

When you realize vacation is over and you have to go back to school. #joshualev https://t.co/rTJBF7jRyO