Mrs. Sterba

Proud Vegetarian. Social Worker turned Librarian. Classic Rock, Horror Movie, & Makeup Lover. Mom to Cookie, Whisper & Princess. Love My Husband Kevin 9.27.17

[Mrs. Sterba @MrsSterba927]

@Mike_Taylor1972 I’m so desperate can you please retweet this, it would mean the world to me and Whisper! https://t.co/QnxWjEO3Mj

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@bunsenbernerbmd please can you retweet this? Whisper and I would truly appreciate it! https://t.co/QnxWjEO3Mj

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@dog_feelings will you please retweet this, it would mean the world to me and Whisper! https://t.co/QnxWjEO3Mj

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@dog_rates will you please retweet this, it would mean the world to me and Whisper! https://t.co/QnxWjEO3Mj

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@PetSmartChariTs can you please retweet this, It would mean the world to me and Whisper! https://t.co/QnxWjEO3Mj

[Mrs. Sterba @MrsSterba927]

@pulte I have student debt from both social work school and librarian school I would do anything for a little help, it would make these hard times a little bit better $cirey8675

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@pulte Please I need help paying some medical bills as I’m currently out of work any little bit would help, not here trying to fake anything just desperate for help $cirey8675

[Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings]

"Turn the volume up" and "Turn the volume down" both can make you sound old

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it’s on the house.

[Mrs. Sterba @MrsSterba927]

All horror fans out there who are on Instagram please follow horror.fiend87 I just started my horror page and I would love it if you followed me, it’s all things horror. #horrorfan #horrorlovers #horror #horrormovies #horrorfiend #horrorfanatic #instagram

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Do you know why I don't trust atoms?

They make up everything.

[Mrs. Sterba @MrsSterba927]

So happy to be off of work the next 4 days, get to spend time with my wonderful husband and our girls!!! Love my little family ❤️❤️❤️ #Thankful

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark.

[Mrs. Sterba @MrsSterba927]

“It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling),
When I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling),
And I begin dreaming (more than a feeling), 'Til I see Marianne walk away, I see my Marianne walkin' away” #SongOfTheDay #morethanafeeling #Boston

[Mrs. Sterba @MrsSterba927]

“I looked out this morning and the sun was gone,
Turned on some music to start my day,
I lost myself in a familiar song,
I closed my eyes and I slipped away” #morethanafeeling #SongOfTheDay #Boston

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@pulte $cirey8675 #TwitterTurkeyDrive

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.