Kayla

She/They. RN, BSN, Bisexual, Genderfluid, kids x4, AuADHD, likes crafts & Disney

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

“But the economy was soooooooo good when Trump was President”

THAT’S BECAUSE OF BARACK OBAMA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

Never felt something so accurate in my life.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

100%

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

Watching Eminem’s music video for Temporary while waiting in the car line was a mistake.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

@draiochta14 I know what it is for sure. I think masking as a neurodivergent person is similar. Having to “put on a show” because authenticity is either dangerous or not accepted by society. Please, do correct me if I’m wrong in this comparison though!

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

Found a great local, LGBTQ+ friendly, tattoo artist but I’m 99.99% sure I’m allergic to the ink she uses 😭

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

I think @BaskinRobbins needs to have the zombie unicorn cake available year round.

Signed, mom with summer birthday kids who would have loved a zombie unicorn cake.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

If anybody tries to tell you that having chickens saves you money…they’re lying. Just this summer I've had to buy the following to keep them alive:
-Agricultural fan ($120)
-Portable swamp cooler ($100)
-Mister system upkeep/supplies ($120)
Now add in H20, electric & food 🫠

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

I have to fly, as an adult, for the first time and I am already freaking out about it because I don’t know how to airport or plane.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

@Rybread_26 Mine did but I’m a nurse teaching for a community college and state requirements say they have to have my degrees on file.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

I may be a total fuck up as a mom but every now & then I realize I did something right. Biological subunit 3.0 told me “yeah, some people have a problem with her being a lesbian but I don’t get why. Why do people have to judge so much when it literally doesn’t matter for them”

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

May the 4th tattoo booked. Can’t wait for the lecture I will get from my parents 👍🏻

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

@motherpilled Second one because that is washing the dishes. The other stuff are separate things that may or may not happen in conjunction with the dishes. The second half is what I would call cleaning the kitchen.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

The only motivation I have right now is to just run away as far as humanly possible because I’m just so fucking mentally exhausted.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

Body doubling is the most effective means of making me do things I need to do but I am often alone on my days off so I do nothing productive and then feel like shit for it.

Today is sort of a day off. It’s not going well.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

It’s been a very rough week but I’m grateful I have a boss willing to go scorched Earth on some fools to protect me.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

My kid gave me some Pokemon cards that feature the Pokemon as crochet instead of drawn art which was super sweet. Then I found out she traded her brother some of her good cards to get them…just so she could give me a birthday present.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

I fucking hate birthdays. If I could go back in time and never tell anybody when my birthday is…I 100% would.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

I realize it’s the algorithm but fuck is it good at breaking my heart. I want 1 thing for my birthday, I can’t have it. I got a message from someone about it & a video popped up 1st thing on TikTok all in the span of 5min. Rude.

[Kayla @MrsStutler]

@elliemidds Genuinely asking, what about when it’s another autistic person who is causing the overstimulation. It feels like a personal failure for me because I can’t just get over it and be ok with the other person. Extra points for feeling like a total ass because I feel a little irritated