Mrs Trellis

Gently slicing thin rashers of interval from the bacon of eternity. Human by default. Join a union.

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Not that anyone cares, but that’s me done with Twitter. I’m off 🖕🏻

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@Yamiche That was basically a concession speech.

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Well America, how did you enjoy your last ever election?

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@RadioFreeTom @ManMadeMoon If.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Election survival advice

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@ProjectLincoln The moment I heard he was running the first time

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Yes please

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@krishgm @MenaiN @maitlis Never ever going to watch if De Pfeffel’s on 👎🏻

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@NoContextBrits Chemical warfare

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@cs192 @Trogdouser Well I’m secretly @Trogdouser in a fake beard, so…

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I don’t know who the fuck that is next to the Orange Nazi but it sure as hell ain’t Melania

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@krassenstein I had just assumed he was trying to prove he’s not the orangest thing on the planet

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@OFalafel

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@susie_dent @PhilNWang @BBCRadio4 This is what the Meaning of Liff is for 😁
(My favourite has always been ‘Massachusetts’)

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After 7 months of waiting, I finally had a text from the government Access to Work scheme saying I would have a call today between 12.30pm and 1pm.

It is now 2.50pm, and there has been nothing. Not that my hopes were exactly high, mind…

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Train for two from Northants to Edinburgh and back: £760. Flights Luton-Edinburgh: £228. So why on earth would anyone in their right mind use the train?!

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@NHSActivistRN I’ve given this a lot of thought lately after watching my mum go through the same last year. I don’t know that I would ever want my kids to witness me that way - but also don’t know that I could ask them to help me go sooner. It’s difficult.

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I have a damn sight fewer trust issues with Starmer than I do with Archer

[Kay Burley @KayBurley]

Do people have trust issues with the Prime Minister?

@Jeffrey_Archer shares his views on the gifts row and has some advice for Keir Starmer

#KayBurley SS

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“Here’s Brexit - I’m off” - David Cameron

[Martin Davies 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 @martindvz]

It clearly doesn’t and cannot work.

We must rejoin the European Union at any cost.

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@MoonieNo5 Impressive 👍🏻

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What’s your record on trying to get a new chair from your employer? I’m currently at month 17.