Tabitha Twietmeyer

I'm a Life Insurance Product Manager for American Family Insurance. I am a huge advocate for Ketogenics and live to be creative. My views are my own.

[Larry Cheng @larryvc]

A common sign of lack of clear thinking is an unnecessarily high volume of words or slides. In few cases has volume enhanced clarity, in fact, it usually obscures it.

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

@Kisaoda Oh, I know! I really gotta slow down before I break a hip or develop sciatica!!!

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

Listening to Wisconsin Polka while making fish fry and coleslaw to serve with leftover falafel cause I’m a #rulebreaker #wildFridaynight #omgitsSNOWINGagain

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/gN4NAgwMLY

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/pVS0RtWoV1

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

There’s something wrong with me. I made pizza again. Christian’s fave is pepperoni and jalapeño—but I was feeling Keto Mac n’ Cheese with bacon and scallions. Send help. #Keto #MacNCheese #Yummmm https://t.co/dnkUYmW6Wn

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

Fathead Taco Pizza with stuffed crust brushed with melted butter and flaunting Everything Bagel seasoning. #CauseImJustThatExtra #LowCarb #AlmostKeto #Yummmm https://t.co/5vtJ43mIZ2

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

@mariaemmerich This Bourbon Chicken on Zero Carb Rice is divine. My husband’s review: This is so good, I’m suspicious. https://t.co/y6RTKxT522

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@TreesaurusRex just pulled TWO corks out of this sealed bottle of wine. They don’t match. Do we win a prize??? #StillTastesGreat #2021 #SoWeird

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

Northern Adolescent Pandemic Situation: They roam in parka preening packs after dark. Ostensibly to walk someone’s dog. Even the dog looks mildly terrified. And very cold. #poorpuppy #poorkids

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

@LincolnDeMier ......I still want it. Can I have a raise?

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

@LincolnDeMier Whuuuuut?! I will drink it it they make a diet version—just to try it. If they used stevia instead of aspartame, I’d LOSE my mind...and a lotta money. Cherry and coffee flavored seltzer is great—so this will be too, right?!

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

Low-carb charcuterie board!!! I didn’t feel like cooking. #WineNotPictured #LotsaWine #Toscana https://t.co/ddu2xYH0sk

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

@KatieChoinoski just shared the best video ever, and I’m pretty sure EVERYONE needs to see it. https://t.co/UVGTJcQpjA #shenanigans

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

Check out this intrepid little fella!!! That’s the end of a very long vine that looped back on itself (2nd picture), pushed up through the entire plant again, and is now attempting flight. How is it holding up those… https://t.co/W0nByYFahV

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

Leftover Prime Roast Pot Pie!!! #FatHeadCrust #Keto #Yum #ComfortFood https://t.co/TsaMtnf2tf

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

This week’s special keto burger is the Nitty Gritty Roasted Garlic Burger copycat. Mozzarella, a delightfully obscene amount of roasted garlic, keto onion strings, jalapeños. #iLoveGarlic #Keto https://t.co/iLYBcTyQws

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

#fatheadpizza #KetoAdjacent #FridayNightPizza https://t.co/rch7fSKxRm

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#ThirstyThursday https://t.co/4mnJxGEsIk

[Tabitha Twietmeyer @MrsTwiet]

If I fits, I sits. Thanks Amazon. Age 4, going on 83... #MaybeALittleBored #Feline #WhereShouldIShipMyself https://t.co/0nVvUyrf0R