Elisabeth Womack

Hope anchors the soul-[Hebrews 6:19]. I didn't choose the nerd life, the nerd life chose me. @ANViology has my heart forever and always.

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

Today I got a notification on my watch that I had closed my exercise ring after running up a flight of stairs because I was about to pee in my pants...so I’m calling that a win. 😆

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

-Me scrolling through Instagram ads

“I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it...” 😅😅

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

You know you’re a mom when you feel strange excitement at seeing a
poop-filled diaper. 😆

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

Me: “I’m exhausted.”
Apple Watch: “You have taken 9 steps today.”

#thirdtrimesterprobs

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

All dogs are therapy dogs. Most are just freelancing.

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

95% of marriage is spent changing the temperature of the thermostat.

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

That awkward stage of pregnancy where people can’t tell if you’re expecting or just fat.

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

Pregnant wife:
I’m exhausted.
I’m nauseous.
I’m anxious.
My back hurts.
My pelvis hurts.
I feel like I can’t breathe.

Husband:
What’s for dinner?
Can you rub my back?

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

2020 sounded like the most futuristic year and now we’re all like “I traded my neighbor batteries for some toilet paper”

[TV Insider @TVInsider]

#TheFlash casting news! #AGT alum Troy James has landed the role of Rag Doll. https://t.co/vKZoyTBhfz

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

I love the new Origins Clear Improvement Charcoal Honey Mask! Minimized my pores after one use! My skin also feels really smooth and hydrated after one use! @influenster @origins #Originstribe #CharcoalHoney #complimentary

[Jane @janedeals]

We’re pack at it again & kicking off back-to-school in a BIG way. Our ultimate back-to-school backpack from @themeleashow is full of surprising prizes: $250 in Jane credit, an iPad & more. Also, our 3 runner-ups each get $100 Jane credit. Enter here → https://t.co/magIxpjHdv.

[Derek Jackson @DerekJacksonFP]

Me to Me: I eat to much Chick Fil A.

Also Me to Me: Mind your business.

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

Cucumber slices and leftover chocolate chip cookies, such a balanced diet. #nobeachbody #balance

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

@meggieG_ I know!! I get the same thing!! Let’s hope it’s true!

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

It took me all day to figure out which picture I wanted to post, but… https://t.co/9iezCxtHId

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

Do you ever really know if you’re making the right decision or not? #neverbeensoconflictedinallmylife #decisionsdecisions

[Elisabeth Womack @MrsViology]

Happy birthday to nothing short of the love of my life! You deserve… https://t.co/MmHjkXydf1