VampirateZombie

@officialnoXis, @botdfmusic, @JayyVonMonroe, and @TodayIsOursCA is awshum!! (:

[VampirateZombie @MrsVonVanity]

@TodayIsOursCA if u ever message my daughter again ur pervert ass is going to jail she is fucking 12 asshole

[𝓑𝓻𝓲 💜 @BriBatman]

Self Harm Awareness Day, spread it around ❤

[VampirateZombie @MrsVonVanity]

@JustinFaught watserp :)

[VampirateZombie @MrsVonVanity]

#sick :(

[VampirateZombie @MrsVonVanity]

@CapnDesDes haii :)

[VampirateZombie @MrsVonVanity]

@MrsVonVanity @evil_amanda :)

[VampirateZombie @MrsVonVanity]

@JustinFaught haii :)

[VampirateZombie @MrsVonVanity]

1/4 of my day, is stupid. 3/4 of my day, i'm listening to @botdfmusic & @JayyVonMonroe so it is pretty awshum! :)

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

Me: hair, can you please just do what I want??
Hair: no.
Me: please??
Hair: no, I like the homeless / dragged through a hedge look.

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

Me: I hate this show.
Me: oh wait.
Me: the controls too far away.
Me: ...
Me: I guess this show's not that bad...

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

Some people need to learn that they don't need to upload new pictures every day. You look exactly the same as you did yesterday. Gtfo.

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

Y'know when a teacher uses your name in an example and everyone turns around and stares at you

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. Except you. Yours is stupid. Shut up.

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

I wish adults would stop comparing their generation to our generation, they're completely different, we get it. Shut up.

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

When you're listening to someone telling a story and you're sat there thinking "lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie..." to yourself

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

Whenever anyone offers me food my first reaction is always "...what have you done to it...?"

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

Forever accidentally favouriting a tweet, so un-favouriting it, then feeling guilty so favouriting it again

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

Imagine if your alarm got annoyed with how often you hit it so started hitting you back, omg

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

"You are what you eat"

[🌧 @sxphiejeffery]

I wish that my parents 1) liked tattoos / piercings and 2) were willing to finance tattoos / piercings