tha Funky Neanderthal

If you fake the funk, your nose will grow. (Gaba/Gool)

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

Sleeping on top of the fridge

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

hey

what’s your cat doing right now

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

What I would do to go for a lap around Spa at least once, just once

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

What is soul?
Soul is rusty ankles and ashy kneecaps

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

@iamborat98 Arak

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

I wake up 5 days a week to sit in front of a computer for 9 hours and fuck my back up even more

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

What is soul?
Soul is a joint rolled in toilet paper

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

1967 has an argument for being the best and most important year ever for music

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

Apocalypse Now

[DANNY MYERS @metaphormessiah]

The single best war movie is…

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

Does overtime pay even exist anymore?

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

@TheLemonyLemon_

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

Dying to go to the beach but also don't want to melt into a hairy puddle

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

I treated myself today

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

"mental midget" might just be my new favourite insult

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

Next smartcar I see is going to get tipped over what an obnoxious dumb car

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

Craving honey cerelac

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

Someone crash into Max and give us some entertainment please

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

Chef

[Moe @Mochievous]

What is a profession that you aren’t currently practicing that you think you’ll be great at if you ventured into it?

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

I fucking love Silverstone what a gorgeous track

[tha Funky Neanderthal @Mrs_Funkenstein]

Nothing like a good falafel sandwich to combat an existential crisis