Gabs

yeah it’s me 💙

[Gabs @Mrs_Gabs_]

I’m just that cool #droncert #Austintx

[emily may @emilykmay]

baby showers are not "just to celebrate that a baby is coming", baby showers are to get gifts. baby showers are part of "it takes a village."

weddings and birthdays can be a toss up, it *can* just be wanting to celebrate, but baby showers are to help people get what they need!

[Sammie-Doo, Where Are You! @srkdall]

The most beautiful part of dining at Bob’s Big Boy was our waitress not knowing who died and why everyone was ordering shakes and when we showed her David Lynch’s picture she got so sad and said “Him? He was the nicest customer, came in and ordered the same thing everyday.” (1/2)

[tugboy fresh 𓅃 @TugboyFresh]

Oh word? I gotta check that out

[Xiao Tong 🦋 Am elsewhere!! @Velinxi]

A few years ago my dad randomly told me “the next generation of American children will speak fluent mandarin, trust me” and I thought he was going crazy but now I realize that maybe Apollo hit him with the ball of prophecy

[hazel gómez @Palunquita]

Bad Bunny telling Jimmy Fallon how he's improved his English over the years and that it's Fallon's turn to improve his Spanish is EXACTLY what these gringos need to hear. They always expect to be catered to, and get uncomfortable when they aren't.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

I downloaded the app and checked it out and it's currently thousands of people from America and China all laughing and meming together. Chinese users will post a cat saying "I'm stealing your cats data!" and then they laugh and share cat photos with each other

[T @tylerthecreator]

thank you to everyone who donated and volunteered at golf wang for those who were affected by the fires. the folks of los angeles appreciate you. thank you thank you thank you

[Siavoush Fallahi @SiavoushF]

Barca players so young they got their parents celebrating with them not their kids

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Son's friend shows up to eat and the son isn't even in town

[Keira @Keiracoven]

This is actual journalism by the way. When was the last time you saw a prisoner being interviewed on the news? They're always seen from far away in videos and talked about as though they're inhuman, so of course once they're free they relapse because nobody sees them as a person

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I’ve always wondered if animals know if they’re pretty or not like does she know her mug eating or does she just think she look like all the other girls in the woods

[yung zoë @yungkitty404]

As somebody who has gone back and forth with this, you really only need like two weeks replacing screen time with reading to get your attention span back

You’re not permanently fucked and resetting is easier than you think. Put down your phone and pick up a book.

[mackenzie @mackenziedamon]

Telling my little brother about being in college when sicko mode and mo bamba first came out

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Really hope they figure out this Tik Tok ban because I’ve become a daily viewer of these guys hooping in prison.

[marisa @grimoire43]

This is so deep. You’re free but in a world that doesn’t exist for you. Gonna need some alone time to reflect. Wow

[Gabs @Mrs_Gabs_]

@4RIESV3NUS I turn 22 this year and my brothers still call me the baby 🤷‍♀️

[Réyvin Nychole @ReyvinNychole]

I was invited to the man’s job fish fry. Only for a lot of his co-workers to greet me with, “Wow. So he really is seeing you. He shows us pictures of you all the time, but we never believed him.”

“YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO SHOW ME OFF TO YOUR COWORKERS?”

Him: 🙂