Mrs Kelly

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

6yo: mum there is a rock called rock johnson
Me: Carrys bag home from school and starts unpacking it
Me: why is there a rock in your bag?
6yo: it's rock Johnson, that's what rocks are called.
Me: are you talking about Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson?
6yo: yes @TheRock

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

Prosecute Kurt Zouma & remove all his animals to a place of safety immediately! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/Sy8x7rTtWc via @UKChange

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

Life Leisure Stockport : Life Leisure Crèche cancellation - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/BnObDBXSql via @UKChange

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

Life Leisure Stockport : Life Leisure Crèche cancellation - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/BnObDBGPol via @UKChange

[Talk @TalkTV]

Mike Graham demands the RSPCA take action against West Ham footballer Kurt Zouma after disturbing footage showed him kicking his cat like a football.

"He must be prosecuted for animal cruelty. A crime has been committed."

@RSPCA_official | @KurtZouma | @WestHam | @iromg

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

I've just heard about @KurtZouma kicking and slapping a cat. I'm horrified that this was done and filmed like it was nothing. Kids look up to these pieces of trash, he needs to make more than a forced apology! @WestHam #footballer #westham #RSPCA #talksport @TSBreakfast

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

Home alone: home sweet home is a delight. @elliekemper6 does not disappoint as a Harry replacement and Archie Yates is fantastic!! Hilarious #homealonehomesweethome

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

How funny is the raisin in the champagne #shittscreek

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

@AMCTalkingDead what is the significance of Carol having the same red bucket as Lori is season 1 episode 2?

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

@skysportsnews Evan and Ida

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

It's coming home @SkySportsNews Evan and Ida, Stockport

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

My neighbour kindly gave us his trampoline and Ida refers to it as the bounce-o-lene. I will never correct her #kids #funnysayings #wordmash

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

Picked up 3yo from school and 5yo queues up in his glass corridoor with his class. Teacher comes to talk to me about homework. 3yo pulls her pants down and moons 5yo class 😱 #kids #schoolpickup

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

Don't understand the why but kids... #stockportcounty #funnykids #falling

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

@LeeChildReacher @joelkinnaman for Jack Reacher TV series please

[Joe Wicks @thebodycoach]

Can you please do me a small favour and retweet this post to help spread awareness of the 24 hour challenge for @BBCCiN 🙏🏼😀

If you can, please donate and support this amazing charity here 🙏🏼 https://t.co/M37b54KYdB

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

Just completed the first HIT with @thebodycoach and I am exhausted 🙈 keep it up Joe! I've donated to this amazing charity too https://t.co/aMEGiOHanH

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

@georgiechau Wow, so many children would love this

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

My little started preschool, in one day and has been off for two days with a snotty nose. Told her she is going back in the morning and she said very passionately I don't want to go, I don't like it and I will cough on everyone...

[Mrs Kelly @Mrs_J_Kelly]

5yo playing Mario: you need to hit the mystery hook
Me: What
5yo: the mystery hook!
Me: I don't understand
5yo: points to the question mark brick
me: ahh
#kids #parenting #technology