RK 🪴

kinda sus but in a cute way

[RK 🪴 @Mrs_KwikTrip]

Im so glad the zelda totk developers decided to give him some slutty little pants. It's what we deserve ❤️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

people on social media that don’t post anything

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Hope you’re all feeling refreshed after the break” I binge-drank and ate nothing but sugar for 10 days it’s a miracle I’m alive

[Real Name: Grover @DontrellChillis]

How it feels opening Outlook & Teams today

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Pre-holidays: I’m excited for a break!

During the holidays: If I don’t return to my routine in the next 12 hours I will experience full mind and body dissociation

[RAMSEY @rumsey_lol]

Oh, you smoke weed?? How about you go weed a book

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your twenties are for two things: buying fun little drinks & being crushed by the inescapable feeling that everything about you is broken

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

they say “do one thing every day that scares you” and that is why every day i wake up and participate in society

[RK 🪴 @Mrs_KwikTrip]

Drink mint tea for your digestion issues, they said..... but what they didn't tell you is you'll SHIT YOUR BRIANS OUT AFTER

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m him

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

[kaz @1941crowley]

david tennant characters having a mental breakdown is me btw if u even care

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Me on the way to get a lil fall morning treat (will spend $87)

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

Me in the passenger seat: cows!

The cows:

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

yeh i’ll get up soon i just need to look at the internet first. yes the whole thing

[🐌 @russtrome]

friendly reminder that WE know how good omens will end but crowley and aziraphale don’t. right now they believe they’ll never see each other again.

[RK 🪴 @Mrs_KwikTrip]

Finished season 2 of Good Omens and Im not ok 😭😭😭😭😭