Jenny Harris

kids. #mufc. fitness. hubby .... in that order!!

[Meek @meek__01]

The same recruitment team that found Lammens when nobody was looking. The same data team that picked Šeško over Gyökeres and everyone else being thrown around.

These are not online tacticos like yourself.
Éderson is 26, proven, consistent, barely injured across 3 seasons in one of the most demanding systems in Europe. This is exactly the signing you make in a summer where you need depth and reliability, not noise.

But some of you want United to open every window with a €100m signing. You know what that does? It inflates the market. Suddenly every club knows United are coming with big money and every fee goes up.

Smart clubs don't work like that.
You don't watch Serie A. You haven't tracked his numbers. You just know he's not the flashy name you had in your head so he must be a downgrade.

This is football business. Not a FIFA career mode. Wake up.

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Marquinhos comforts his international teammate Gabriel after his penalty miss costs Arsenal the Champions League...🥺🇧🇷

[Nick Verlaney ⭐️⭐️ @nickverlaney]

This is the best thing they’ve done.

[®️ @UtdRom]

🗣🎙|| Wayne Rooney on Roy Keane comments on Bruno Fernandes:

"I don't think Fernandes will let Roy Comment get to him. He has said things about him in the past, and he handled it perfectly, and I'm expecting him to do the same now.

It's a shame to Roy doing that most especially when i realised he lied about the statement he said Bruno made, and I don't think there's anything wrong with it if Bruno actually said that.

I don't see anything wrong with it because there's absolutely nothing to fight for again this season, and Bruno's teammates helping him to break the record is the least they can do for him because he deserves it."

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

I’m absolutely desperate for Carrick to be the one to take Man United back to where they belong…. but Andoni Iraola, wow. Looks like he has all the makings of a special manager.

I really hope we don’t look at missing out on him the same way we did Klopp and Pep, 10 years later.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Hard to believe a legend of the game is departing Manchester this summer, after giving the league so many memories over the years.

You'll be missed, Tyrell Malacia.

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[Sam Peoples @sampeoples_]

Mate, what the fuck happened with Neville and United? Seriously, he speaks like a scouser.

[Jenny Harris @Mrs_MUFC]

Gary Neville- are you ok hun? 🤣🤣

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Player of the season should be the player who has individually had the biggest impact on their teams results across a season. NOT the best player in the title winning team.

[GlazerOut Jerseys @Glazeroutjersey]

£90? £100? 🤯🤯

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Giving 3 Shirts Away To People Who Retweet This Tweet 🔁

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

we’ve sold 28,244,736 pizzas since Chelsea scored a Premier League goal

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

15-year-old JJ Gabriel has 27 goal contributions in 26 games for Man United U18s this season.

A special talent ⭐

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Well worked by Chido Obi… calmly finished by JJ! The future ❤️@ManUtd

[𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭♱ @UtdSaint1]

Rashford had 9G/A for Aston Villa in 17 games, but they gladly sent him back to us.

He has 25 G/A for Barcelona, but even they don't want to pay £30m for his Lazy ass.

But somehow, the Aston Villa and Barca reject is good enough to start in this United team?😂😂😂
You guys are part of the problem.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

@Arsenal Sending heartfelt condolences to Alex's family and everyone affected by this tragic news — our thoughts are with you 🙏

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

So United haven't even reduced Maguire's wages and have extended him on 190k a week?

[LIMBZ @LimbzHQ]

PORTO HAVE SCORED AN OWN GOAL FROM 50 YARDS OUT😭😭😭😭

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@Vic200tor You celebrate like this when you get a CORNER

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

“Dear diary, day 74 of pretending to be a football coach… they still haven’t realised I’m actually Memphis Depay.” https://t.co/UMAzT6LZJZ