Melody Smither

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

How is Starbucks just ‘out of hazelnut until the fall’? That’s not like a fall flavor. That’s an everyday, necessity flavor.

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

Let me tell ya. If you’re ever feeling lonely or disconnected from others, buy a Jeep. You’ll have a whole new community of strangers waving at you everywhere you look.

[Levi @LSmither33]

Everyone that’s upset and complaining about Morgan Wallen better not look up a man named David Allen Coe. I just don’t think your feelings could handle it 🐸☕️

[Priscilla Shirer @PriscillaShirer]

Lord... we lift our hands to you.

There’s no other help we know.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

95% of people in this country are normal. The extreme right sucks and extreme left suck. Both sides filled with lunatics, crazies and morons. And almost all politicians are hypocrites who manipulate these idiots for personal gain. And no I won’t run for President.I’d rather die

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

“Pour me some 1942 so I can get this nasty vodka taste out of my mouth” - mom

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

My husband would not shut up about @FitVineWine for the simple fact @bertkreischer raves about it. I must say, your jokes are much better than your wine recommendations. 0/10 nose. 5/10 taste.

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

Anyone else’s childhood Christmas traditions changing this year?! I am OVER 2020.

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

I can vouch for this.

[Levi @LSmither33]

Sometimes I pee the bed. Js

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

Levi said (and I quote) “I’ll never be mad at you for spending excessive amounts of money at Bath & Body Works! It’s like spending money on groceries or at Walmart”. Ohhhh what a door he has opened 😍

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

@LSmither33 Close tie

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

Trix cereal went back to their original shapes and let me just tell you, this may be the best thing to happen in 2020.

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

The amount of senior insurance commercials I hear in a day is astounding. Can’t I just watch my ‘60s sitcoms in peace?

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

@LSmither33

[Levi @LSmither33]

When the @HughesNet rep assures me I’m getting 25mps but when I do a speed test I’m getting 1.9 up and .98... these numbers don’t add up chief.

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

@LSmither33

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

I could literally eat my weight in kettle corn. And let me tell ya, that’s a lot.

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

@ryanorr24 @LSmither33 @ me next time 🖕🏼

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

@LSmither33 Tag me next time. Let’s fight.

[Melody Smither @Mrs_Smithereen]

@stoolpresidente just giving grown ass men his version of Ryan’s Toy Review. Save me.