Mrs Van L

Fiercely proud Scot. Tattooed and skewed. Like a bit of colour and a lot of music. I hate daffodils and tuna. Name officially endorsed by @caitrionambalfe.

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@mcdonaldsUK Kilmarnock - does nobody ever answer your phone? I’ve tried 20 odd times to complain about my order being short.

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@LiamMcIlvanney Aww, look at yer wee prood face! Guid stuff sir! 💜

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@EALeisure @LiamMcIlvanney @bonnierbooksuk @dfr10 I’m going to make sure I get tickets this time Liam. See you there!

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@Lynn_McGoo Total legend who seemed like a thoroughly decent guy. RIP.

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@point_blank1959 It was my friend Morag who met him here (and her hubby took the photo) I think about 6 years ago.

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@Kevin5LiveChamp @ITV I saw that and thought i’d lost the plot!

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@blueastronaut1 @LiamMcIlvanney Shane McGowan introduced everybody to us (and kissed me twice). It was some experience. Were you not looking/talking in the window along with big Craig Millar Liam?

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@LiamMcIlvanney Those were the days! The Woodstock, stank of dampness but was a great wee pub. I remember meeting you one night and we only had a quid each. You bought the drink, I bought 20 cigs. The wee booths were great and that one mad enclosed wee snug bit.

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@LiamMcIlvanney Rabbits hate heat, they say. Two of mine would lie next to the radiator until they were about melting/very well done too. Funny bunnies 🐰

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@Lynn_McGoo Probably the same men who think unsolicited ‘dick pics’ should make the recipient feel honoured…therefore women should be pleased they’ve picked their genitals to share with others. Disgusting behaviour.

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@LiamMcIlvanney Fabulous! He’s obviously living the good life with you 🐇💜💜

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@LiamMcIlvanney @five15photonz Nice one! It looks like a painting almost.

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@Lynn_McGoo I regularly think they’re looking at a different guy than we are when the lassies say they’re “gorgeous” and the vision on the telly is anything but. I know everyone has different tastes but ffs! Don’t even get me started on the deid budgie troosers and nae socks combo…

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@LiamMcIlvanney It’s absolutely chankin’

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@LiamMcIlvanney I’ll hold you to that 😁

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@LiamMcIlvanney @W75817731Sandra The magpies are brazen wee articles round here Liam! There’s one comes and sits on my fence to scream at Lottie. It’s got her terrified of it. She barked at it last week when it was eating a bit of a roll. No reaction whatsoever #Ayrshiremagpieyoungteam 🙄