Samuel

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[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

Its better to have a short life that is full of things you like doing than have a long life spent in a miserable way.

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

@FUT_Rory Yes sirrrr

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

@EASPORTSFCPro @RBLZ_Vejrgang Peak autism

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Fuck paper straws. They are the dumbest thing ive ever seen. Trying to drink liquid through a piece of paper is dumb as fuck.

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

@conor_dangles @NICKMERCS @MFAMCentral Nah man broncos and raiders are ass

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

My shirt and shorts aren’t small and tight enough to be out here in Silver Lake.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸 For those who died for freedom 🇺🇸

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

@albertsamuel2 😂

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Bron really got swept 😳🧹 https://t.co/O8Ez0s75nV

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

@rawlxdawgg Fatherless activities

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

A chef just came out to speak with a woman because there was nothing on the menu that was vegan, gluten free, and dairy free. I would have just served her water and some rocks and called it a day.

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

Don Julio is no joke, that dude will creep up on you and take you out.

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

@AlexBeeOfficial @NealGuides

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

There’s something about a weak handshake that bothers me…

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

Processed sugar is the best kind of sugar.

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

Excited for my next chapter in New England! I will give this organization everything I have, thank you for believing in me! 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

In celebration of International Women’s Day, my wife made me the best sandwich I’ve ever had 🤌🏻👌🏻🙏🏻

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

We need more gameplay and less commercials.

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

Back home and honestly the only thing I missed was my bidet. If you think some paper is sufficient enough to clean the dirtiest part of your body…you’re wrong.

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

@Soma_Soma17 So is your mother

[Samuel @Mrsamson528]

The amount of pee I’ve contributed into the pools and jacuzzi’s is tremendous.