Mrslapnuts

things are nice. I like things. I also FUCKING LOVE ARNOLD PALMERS WOOOO

[Mrslapnuts @Mrslapnuts5]

@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gndkkdndfokfnfkdkdjdosoisd, Glop.

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmkfkdkdkdklsdknd and jdmsndkdodjrjnfkrorofjhe, you can't act so surprised something like this would happen, when you overly rely on tech this much!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmkdkdlsldlmdfokdkrke,you can't call it starting a new diet, if the very first day was your cheat day!!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmdkksjsjskdkdnjekdkdjs, you could very easily do something like that yourself, rather than just watch it on TV!!!

[Out of context Violence @OOCviolence]

Arbor Day (1990)

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly glfkkdndkdkdnosksbcornekkss, it's entirely on you to think a mdnkfkfkdneksk's fridge would be anywhere near the size of yours!!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmfkdojdjdskmendkfifndjdod, you know there's no real difference in either foot!!! You know you'll find a way to boot odmdndkfndnfkckncnff ds off the table regardless of your condition!!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly ggkfkfmkfkfkdkdlkemenekrntkkrkemkwsxndd, you don't have nearly enough strength or gumption to be a true warrior!!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmgkfkjdkdogkmrkdkdjjed, you don't care about that person!!! You just want an excuse to eat cake!!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly prlnrkfkfkfkfkffkrmrkforjejodkdnfjktlfp, maybe if you were just more cordial with gmdldodkkrlfkfkdksjdb today, than you wouldn't have to worry about getting teased about such a sweet name!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmsodijfjforkkrjdososidj, if jndndjfkdneleldlkfjrr just fed you, that obviously means that's part of the subject of giving you more food!! You just want to guilt trip him into getting even more!!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmfkdkjdodoskdndkeonsndd, by help him, jnfndkdkdndjrakskdjfkroe didn't mean to practice the dancing with him!!! Even if he did, you especially wouldn't be leading!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmkdodjdjdoekkekeoepdkjfeoeowlmwnsdooekrnkrppfkrfofpdken, even despite your rotund figure, you still manage to fulfill your cat urges of fitting into whatever box you can, regardless of size!!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmfkkdkdndodkkdkdkdmdndokddbdw, just because odkdnndkfkrkrokrd may perform some unhygienic actions, doesn't mean his opinion of jdkdnidjdjdjeod is any less valid!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmkdksjdkdksksmdkdooekekeks, "traffic" wouldn't be so backed up if you didn't eat as much!!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmgkfkjdjforrndkdjq, given it's a Monday, the chance of you doing anything at all was already slim to none!!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly mskeokrhroejedjrjdjdofes, by making yourself useful, gmsndkdkdkdklsken meant doing some chores or something of that nature!!

the betrayer 'nermal' returns, sitting amongst such great characters, acting as though he belongs. when really, he deserves absolutely nothing

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmflfjdkekejdjekeodriforne, you aren't psychic if you make the event happen!! You're just a bad cat!!!

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly gmldkenekdlejjelsksnfe, would it really hurt you to agree with arlfndjkfkrkrlkfjfkdkrj, just this once?

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@DailyGarfcast Ah, silly ggmlrekekrkdmdkamdkfkfkrmslssz, the only way jkdndkdnjsenrb ever entertains you, is by suffering!!