Ben Topp

[Ben Topp @Mrtopptalk]

You can't have your cake and eat it at #brewcafe ...presumably because he's smashed your teeth down your throat. #onelove

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@matthewcraft78 your dad's going to be pissed about his shoes.

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@matthewcraft78 does it go from Play2 to the... Erm... OPBop?

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@matthewcraft78 a tweet about Location, Location, Location! A swear you get more profound by the day.

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Could Suggs not just mime along to the words?!

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@reville1979 @matthewcraft78 I dont think you should be allowed to air your views in public until you can prove you are not a simpleton.

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Wiggo was immense and should be sports personality of the year. Either that or some average footballer who's been around for ages.

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@matthewcraft78 @reville1979 or one that shares your name like hotdog, midget man or bon jovi's boy

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@reville1979 @matthewcraft78 HSBC's ISA is paying 3.05%. that's as good a return as you will get. Either that or something with Euro in name

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@reville1979 @matthewcraft78

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@reville1979 @matthewcraft78 Tharawaat for the National. The rumour is he can't lose. Go raid your piggy banks boys

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@rosswightman I bet SW trains hate you.

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@matthewcraft78 The Matt Craft? You know... Lobster Face.

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@rosswightman unfortunately you are right. I can find no cause as noble as yours.

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#meatbands dizzy rashers

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#meatbands chopmunk

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@rosswightman interesting that you have found a use for twitter... grumbling/ harassing sw trains. I like it.

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The younger players could learn a lot from the great Jonny Wilkinson. You didn't see him out drinking before games or motorboating women.

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@reville1979 not really relevant to me unless that applies to decorating too

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The Thai Grocer/cafe #Earlsfield does the best pad thai. Move over Amaranth there's a new sheriff in town