Joy 🕺

some call me a rad girl.
everyone else calls me a cuck. i hate the internet

[Joy 🕺 @Mrtorchman]

i'm more of an "i r l" poster, you wouldn't get it

[( ;´ ⌂ `; ) @kittenmilkliver]

we take stuffed animals very seriously in this household

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

Ed Sheeran’s new backup band is certainly a choice

[Jeff Fabre @Jeff_like_Feff]

This pervasive ideology of "we must always be doing the most efficient thing" is getting really boring and toxic actually.

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Smoking on that uhhhhh oh geez

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[James @NitroRad]

"I don't care what's illegal, I need my candy bars to stop breaking" is pretty much the whole psychology that ruined society for everyone

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[yedoye @yedoye_]

woke up today thinking about how plankton has to watch porn on his wife

[ً @phenstruation]

house

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

@ickysisterr nope, a friend of mine did but she passed away years ago. allergic reaction. always carry an EpiPen.

[conor @conor_brn]

Train conductor just gave a little girl a ticket ‘with a doggy on it’ and said that it’ll get her on ‘any train in the world’ now. How’s that fucking fair

[Montessori Boy @montessoriboy]

Puerto Rican Michael Jackson

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

Being into guys and smoking weed is a ridiculous combo! It really is!

I just tried to smoke some of the kief from my grinder, but I ended up contacting Keith from Grindr!

Yup. It's official. Marijuana mixed with an interest in men is a recipe for disaster!

Hijinks WILL ensue.

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

Sony Trinitron KV-20FS120

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

remake now

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

Absolutely adore this strip captures the dread perfectly if only the fortune teller told me sooner.

[oliver @Mr_Sunflower_]

bunnies yay