Kelten Pratt

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

@krispbea @evanjamieson_ "Looks like when they made this fella they forgot to put in the quit" - I am constantly waiting for opportunities to use this line irl

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

@krispbea @evanjamieson_ I was very disappointed after watching the movie to find out the book shown on screen between vignettes is not real

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

"If you swallowed a diamond would you be willing to sift through your feces to get it back?"

"No. Why would you say feces?

"What else would I say?"

"Shit."

#normalconversations

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

Sitting in an IHOP in Edmonton right now. The old geezers at the table over are experts in a wide variety of subjects, including:

1. What it takes to build an NHL team
2. Electric car charging infrastructure

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

@punchyourliver "biggest Facebook group evar!! (WORLD RECORD)!!"

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

When I was a young teen, liking these pages on Facebook was VERY important to me.

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

Just threw a bowl of Campbell's® Chunky onto a priceless Rembrandt. You're welcome Earth 😊

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

@krispbea @punchyourliver @OldenHoses I can't wait for everyone to see my masterpiece 🥰

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

I would love to know who is making it all the way to this page, then clicking the second bubble.

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

@punchyourliver Get in line, pal

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

I miss when Taylor Swift was a shitty country artist instead of a shitty pop artist :(

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

I miss when Netflix was 10 cents a month :(

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

@punchyourliver @BookCameo 3... 2... 1... Shoenice

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

@punchyourliver The jumping jacks get me

[Katie Marovitch @KatieMarovitch]

-dog not allowed in the bed
-dog allowed in the bed only when invited
-dog allowed in bed in the morning
-dog allowed in the bed whenever she wants but dog can’t bring toys in the bed
-dog allowed in the bed with toys
-dog allowed to squeak ball in bed while we try to sleep

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

@punchyourliver The pope at 12:01 PM: 😏

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

@punchyourliver I've been watching it on Disney plus, god it's so good

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

Took a big risk yesterday with the double A but it paid off big. Now I can gloat all I want.

[Kelten Pratt @Mrwafflez]

@punchyourliver Really starting to think the $80,000 I donated is gone :(