Audrey Goldberg

your fav English teacher's fav English teacher and author
used to write as Audrey Goldberg Ruoff

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It's gemini season and I remember who tf I am. Who wants to hear a story?

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Me about to blab on main about all my personal tea

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Also in the background while doing teacher things the concept for a new YA book SO bonkers is almost finished cooking in my brain 🐺🐺🐺

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Final count down until the end of the school year; teachers tell me your ritual because I just upgraded mine to two cups of coffee and then an on the drive to work Celsius

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Surviving the horrors (barely) with multiple rewatches of Off Campus, string cheese, and pitching the kind of books that would have teen me kicking her feet and squealing

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Off Campus is my whole personality now AND they include The Beaches??? Too much to love in one place an abundance of hot riches

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Me feeding the algorithm written NOT for me

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One big difference between teaching middle school and high school is that I wear sneakers ALL the time to middle school out of sheer necessity; excited to return to cute little flats in the fall

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one thing is for sure: if you try to talk to me about AI, you're getting a lecture about not only the beauty of thinking critically for yourself instead of letting a few ultra rich people design "thinking" for you, but also the ethical & environmental damage of data centers

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Tbh because I’m both a writer and an English teacher I always feel a LOT of pressure to name a friend group chat perfectly

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I miss OG twitter

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Noah Kahan really nailed a specific type of betrayal when he wrote Dashboard, like “leave the pain you can’t solve with the folks you let down” AND “tell yourself lies and disguise them as facts” damn he gets what it is to be let down hard

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When I pop back on socials for a moment, every time

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Drafting a book that is

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ok but what if Rachel Zegler's met gala look is really just WE SHOULD BRING BACK MY LADY JANE

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happy teacher appreciation week; what we want most is autonomy in our classrooms, liberation for all in our curriculums, respect in our communities and from politicians, and a competitive salary

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May the fourth be with you 😘 from one Star Wars nerd to another, there is a Star Wars themed bar in every book I write

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Yesterday I bought myself the flowers that someone should have bought me in September when my book launched. It took me nine months to get that when a person betrays you, that says more about who they are than who you are.

So buy yourself the damn flowers you deserve today.

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wild that I watched this in theaters in high school and yet here I am, only 25 years old

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

MEAN GIRLS was released 22 years ago today.

Rachel McAdams was nearly denied the role because she was 8 years older than Lindsay Lohan and Amy Poehler, playing her mom, was only 7 years older than her, but she completely sold the high school queen vibe.

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bringing spiderman meme back to capture my social media strategy these days