Assata the Darién

I am a rabbit and I have a gun … I be sleep early af on weekdays.

[Assata the Darién @MsAJAssata]

😚😚

[miia @miiagarro]

playing victim with me is pointless because i'm a proud villain

[sav 🎬 @Cin3sav]

Nothing kills the vibe more than absolutely loving a movie and the person you saw it with didn’t

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

In case you weren’t following this housing bill, it will STOP PRIVATE EQUITY FROM BUYING HOMES THANK FUCKING GOD

[rigby @criminalizegolf]

when i google footballers who look 35 and they're 21

[fark sakes 🇪🇸 @furqisophical]

you did the meme.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the one conspiracy i believe is that this place is full of bots programmed to say insane, incendiary things and they're funded by foreign organizations who want to divide americans and destabilize US society

[MJ @just_drmj]

Finding a good Chinese spot when you first move has to be up there with finding a barber.

[Chris Wade @saywhatagain]

Opening up a wrap from the local place that looks slightly smaller than the last time I ordered it and immediately googling “[sandwich place] private equity?”

[27. @dimvji]

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

[Assata the Darién @MsAJAssata]

Every time

[Assata the Darién @MsAJAssata]

Travis Barker is yo daddy. That’s what I think everyone I see that lil girl 😭

[Assata the Darién @MsAJAssata]

Lmfao last night they said Shakur was JALEN WILLIAMS 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 somebody was trolling

[Assata the Darién @MsAJAssata]

Damn I did not expect Conor Mcgregor to not beat tf outta that man. His shit looked rubber in the replays😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏿🙏🏿 first fight after 5 years I know he pissed

[Sade’ 🫶🏾 @__lifewithSade]

I hate that #TheChi just throw all the characters together with no backstory 😂😂😂 Keisha don’t know all them ladies 💀

[Cantankerous Steve 🚨 @SteveO_Capalot]

Nobody with good credit still outside popping damn fireworks

[Assata the Darién @MsAJAssata]

Idk I feel like he’s happy so good for him. Looks strange to us but oh well 😭😭😭😭

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

Seeing Keegan-Michael Key in insurance commercials hurts my heart, and Akilah Hughes's standup about it just makes it all the worst

[BRöADWAY! @buyorkcity]

When you REALLY go to concerts you start to learn everything doesn’t have to be seen from the floor.

[malu @meowletty]

these ghost kitchens on doordash gotta stop i almost ordered wings from a gas station

[taoki @justalexoki]

how the hell am i supposed to pick a washing machine like literally what am i even looking for. i just want it to wash clothes good why is one $200 and another $2500

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Yeah, no kid complained about the length of Harry Potter books — that would be like complaining your cake is too big.