Alice Reiss

English teacher and comedy fan—do those even go together?

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

I’m a big fan of Funny You Ask, @ikebarinholtz’ podcast. If he ever wants non-celebrity guests, my topics are: American Literature, The Dick Van Dyke Show, and standup comedy of the 80s and 90s.

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@Bunny_ngl Beauregarde. Beau for short.

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@bigbadbirddog @washghost1 Bragger

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@buitengebieden I love panda videos.

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

The result of the @axs ticket debacle:
I had to call the venue and have them get the tickets for me. Remember that? Talking to a person? Thanks Alex at @PechangaArenaSD for helping me! #axssucks #gullshockey #ValentinesDay

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

Just found and lost another pair of tickets in my attempted to purchase through @axs . I think this is the worst online business experience I’ve ever had. #axs

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

Addendum to my beef with @axs :
Because of the whole issue with trying to make a ticket purchase, I lost out on the tickets I was trying to get. #badbusiness #NOTuserfriendly

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

Anybody else have trouble buying tickets from @axs ? I find them infuriating!

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

Mixed messages?

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@oelma__ Oddly enough, my grandmother’s name was Password1234…

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@MikeReissWriter Saw Bananas when I didn’t understand it. Saw Sleeper when I understood a bit more. I think my age and his movies finally lined with Annie Hall.

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

This doesn’t include “it stinks,” but this headline sure sounds like #TheCritic.

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@OpiumX_29 Caviar—Anything you say tastes good but you have to add a bunch of stuff to it doesn’t really seem that good.

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

So which is the real Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Outrageous shouting MAGA follower?
Well-mannered, thinking civil servant?
Could she be that good an actor?
#marjorietalorgreene #Republicans

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@AntiWokeMemes I prefer this to the guy who played the guitar and Christian songs during a flight.

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@_falsi1ke At one point, I had 25 items of red clothing in my closet. I’d go back to that.

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@Matt_Pinner How to get his feet unstuck.

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@Matt_Pinner Paint Your Wagon. I didn’t get it. I didn’t like it. I was far too young to be seeing it. I think I spent most of the movie (2 hours 44 minutes!) on the floor under the seats.

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@chefsevenn Some color?

[Alice Reiss @MsARM]

@AlJean @TheSimpsons Oh Al, this was a lovely article. It captured you well.