alle

modern day pettylafemme

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

did we ever find out what the hell this was all about?

[alle @MsAlleyBou]

reposting because it’s funny not relatable 💔

[sexaholics anonymous @dfordai]

if you slapped my ass right now, it wouldn’t stop jiggling till 2:47am tomorrow

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

Your twenties are only as good as your family is rich. If they have money, it's a decade of frivolous travel, partying, and entertainment. If they don't have money, it's a miserable low experience point grind until you eventually have the means of standing on your own.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Dr. Oz said the uninsured “don’t have the right to health,” but should be given “a way of crawling back out of the abyss” with “15-minute physicals” provided by the government “in a festival like setting.”

[justus steele @justusteele]

abc news said this is the biggest latino turnout in favor of republicans since 1976 and i really need to know if yall are ok???

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

😭😭😭

[Disparate Youth @BJStrongArmAHo]

They killing goldendoodles!!!!!

[normal guy @notsotroubled]

Just tried 2 cigarettes and felt nothing. Everyone is a liar

[ieva @mourninglambs]

I will always be by your side!

[Rocket by JPG Store @launchonrocket]

@lilgnar get it twisted, entire wars were waged on the premise of securing the one baddie in a 20mile radius

[Rocket by JPG Store @launchonrocket]

@lilgnar men used to put baddies in huge towers so other men wouldn't see them

[saharla @svharla]

it’s october in 13 mins we are so back

[alle @MsAlleyBou]

it’s been 48 hours since my friend told me their almost experience with a guy that had a dildo cover for his micro penis. you’re telling me he carried a prosthetic dick for his shortcomings??