Allison Farr

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

@BulliesTattoos Kody is an abusive narcissist, and I can't wait to watch his entire world collapse.

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

Lol, I guess Dick's has never seen a real softball player cuz they don't dress like this. My "real" softball player is in the background of the first pic on her way to practice, just for reference. @DICKS as usual, your double standard is showing.
#dobetter

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

If you know, you know. 😳

#SquidGame

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

@JavonnyVega Charliiiiieee. Ugh. And they should have a return of America's Favorite Islanders so we can all vote you back in.

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

@DenverChannel This is so gross....humans always think they're more important than any other species. I really hope the humans that essentially killed this coyote are ashamed of themselves. And also, wouldn't it be great if those same humans could be tagged in this post just cuz. 🖕

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

@JanellePierzina My girls and I love her already...plus, you can always tell who's cool based on who their BB idols are. Janelle, check...Kaysar, check...Mama Day, check. Okkkkkkkk, yeeeessss. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

@youbettaresist @jeremymstamper @chrissyteigen I think this belongs under someone who was trashing Chrissy....I said nothing about Chrissy in my tweet. It was in response to dude saying that people are not responsible for their past actions...that attitude will ABSOLUTELY prevent growth, and helps nobody, that was my point.

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

@catricea Not comparing them...just trying to illustrate how ridiculous I thought it was for someone to say that, as humans, we're not responsible for our past actions.

[✨😈Halo😈✨ @Halo069069]

So much more fun..😂😂

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

@jeremymstamper @chrissyteigen The Boulder mass shooter in court: "I plead not guilty because I'm not responsible for the actions of past me."

See how that sounds? 🤦

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

Kisses to Twitter....my only SM that didn't get hacked this week.

#💋

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

#selfiesaturday

... the one and only time I've been compatico with the color pink.

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

@DanGheesling Yeah, my husband died in a car accident three years ago....my kids were 14, 9, and 7....my youngest said, "When Daddy comes back, I'm gonna tell him that he died and Mommy was screaming.". 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

Self hatred is cancelled for today, and for the moment, so are sleeves.
#nofilter
#nomakeup
#nohate
#sixtyandsunny🌞

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

@laurenboebert Well, I can finally agree with something you said.

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

Happy single awareness day to meeeeee. Might fuck around and love myself unconditionally today.

#singleawarenessday
#valentinesfilter
#valentinesday
#widowlife

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

@davetraylor For real. 😡

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

😳😳😳 That's like, 6 million videos....nuked.

"Pornhub Just Purged All Unverified Content From the Platform" https://t.co/4q69ljmjUK

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

@ledd_belly Oooh....yeeeesssss.

[Allison Farr @MsAllisonX]

Me: Shows this meme to my 7th grade daughter, Morgan.
Morgan: For real, lol.
Me: For real, lol.
Me: But I totally dance like no one's watching regardless.
Morgan (Looking disgusted and disappointed): Yeah, I know.

#tweenparenting
#momming
#dancelikenooneswatching