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Me, after years of suffering: I can’t wait for my allergy test results!

Doctor: you’re allergic to seafood

Me: welp suffering is a part of life

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But our graduates find and work at what they want to do

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I’m living for ⁦@KyleRichards⁩ face when they ask her about ⁦@BrandiGlanville⁩ on #WWHL 😅 #RHOBH

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My husband never watches #standup specials but after seeing @TigNotaro on #CelebrityWheelOfFortune he agreed to give me one 🥹 I think #HappyToBeHere suits

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Rest in Peace @hk_chiu - loving husband, devoted father, brilliant mentor, kindest friend. I hope you & Jen are happy wherever you are 💜

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@RosaGal88121701 Fuck off bot

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Stoked #GoogleVoice deleted all my account data for no reason with no warning. My dad’s final texts and vmails to me where in there.

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Could not remember @bgmasters name so my husband called him Hunter Hotcheeks and I immediately knew who he meant 😅

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Watching #Dahmer on Netflix finally and all the internet weirdness made me think it somehow painted him in a positive light. Y’all are crazy for even thinking of sympathizing with him, yes Evan Peters is hot but wtf? Find Jesus.

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Today is my best friend’s birthday and I thought everyone should be able to appreciate how beautiful she is 💜

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Signing up for a volunteer opportunity and the organization is located in Tempe, on La Jolla Drive… it’s a sign!

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I never thought I would be seafood-ed out, but #Anchorage you have done me right 💜

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Thank you ⁦@SeaveyIdidaRide⁩ for letting us mush with #Iditarod champions!!! #dallasseaveyracing #thenorthremembers #alaska

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The salmon cake #benedict breakfast at @SnowCityCafe is a masterpiece

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Caught taking a selfie at the office 🤣

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Announcement: I now use “trumper” as a word to describe anyone who refuses to accept empirical evidence.

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Pet peeve: people who get annoyed when you’ve messaged them while they’re busy.

You didn’t have to check the message.

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…and it wouldn’t be a San Diego visit without returning home covered in mosquito bites 😩 counted 11 so far on just my feet and lower legs

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It wouldn’t be a solo flight without ending up in a conversation about my tattoos with the boomers next to me 🤣

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@hk_chiu Lol definitely nothing! 😈

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“Revenge is never pretty, but when it’s done intelligently, meticulously, and psychotically, it sure is a thing of beauty.” 🤣 #TheMostHatedManOnTheInternet