Ms. Becker

Attorney. Friend of the Internet. Bipolar 1. Community College Scholar. MHSOAC AB1315 Committee Rep.

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

@TeresaBecker25 mommy is alien

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

it is fruits and vegetables vocabulary week in Spanish 103 and I am irrationally upset by the word el champiñón

there is nothing champinion-esque about a mushroom. mushroom are fungi and therefore they are aliens. mushrooms are here to take over are planet how could you possibly reward their existence for making them sound like “champion” in Spanish. this is an outrage and I want to speak to the manager

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

@_asajj_ those alien loving bastards

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

annoyed that my unverified (unpaid) account @lebeckerlaw has access to x money but not this account

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

CVS pharmacist: Are you Lauren?
Me: yeah *motions toward seroquel and lithium* I’ve been bipolar since 2009. That’s me.
PhX: Any issues with these medications?
Me: Nah I’m a partner at a nationwide law firm
PhX: 🤨
Me: I’m good.

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

I’m being a weirdo hoping my enemy* responds to my email. Refresh.

*not really enemy just opponent

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

I’ve done two out of my five and a half trials with my dad and that’s daddy-daughter bonding that is etched in state court minute order history forever.

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

Since I’m a professional in the world I occassionally play “magic mirror on the wall” by asking different AI’s “Who is L.E. Becker?”

One time one of them was like, her dad does her trials for her 🙄

But google AI just called me a trial attorney so here’s to 1st chairing in 2027

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

@BayouCityBum it’s kind of a thing round those parts

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

i’m running out of room on my Associates Degree wall

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but r u https://t.co/8XLCh9I8wL og?

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

i made brazillian lemonade and it’s not bad but i’m glad i did this instead of ordering it from some place in pasadena for $11

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

sometimes i think about how bad i wanted the palm zire 71. it was semi banned for its slide camera but you could buy a wifi card for it.

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

He completado la tarea de la tercera semana de mi clase de español 103.

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yes the last one is intentionally crazy eyes thx

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

selfies from wednesday that i didnt post now i am

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

one day when the world is destroyed i want hopes graffiti to be what future archaeologists think is the politique of our era

[Ms. Becker @MsBecker]

are grandes from starbucks like 20% larger than they used to be? 🤨