Lisa W

she/her. funnier online. fatter in person. potty mouthed do-gooder. pied piper of chaos. irrepressible. bird whisperer. magic maker. story teller. HVAC queen.

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

It’s the same photo.

Had a special celebrity visit at the feeder, @TheSimpsons very own Mr. Burns!

Little known fact, Mr. Burns may go by Montgomery but his real name is Chipmunkgomery Burns. 👀

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@blgrieb @NHLAlumni @KnucklesNilan30 CORRECT.

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

I was given a pair of tickets to the Alumni game today. Someone needs to get ahold of Claude Noel before Oct 24 & make sure he brings his 3-piece suit. @NHLAlumni and then we’ve got @KnucklesNilan30 on the bench for Montreal? https://t.co/mnezHVOqyL.Ever. #BuffDoesStuff returns!

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@blgrieb @NHLAlumni @KnucklesNilan30 Oh, my GOD. ONE DAY

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@blgrieb @NHLAlumni @KnucklesNilan30 I know. I’ve been screaming for 11 hours 😆

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

Oh my GOD, THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY, @StarbucksCanada you can’t just THRUST A CUP WITH A CARDBOARD LID on unsuspecting people, like since WHEN? Textural, nightmare. I gagged on my first sip 😭

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@annex_girl

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

I just saw a marketplace ad for a “vintage 1992” and honestly, in short circuited at that point and stopped reading.

VINTAGE 1992.

Excuse the hell out of you.

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@VanRothnRoll @BlackBerry Ugh, these touchscreens are the worst.

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

Sometimes I still miss my @BlackBerry keyboard :(

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@GodCHEW @WabKinew @KremlinRussia_E @JeffsModels @MainStProject @SiloamMission @LiLbOoPs_ That woman is in Pennsylvania, and her name is not Lisa

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@GodCHEW Jeffrey Alan Richardson, you need to calm down.

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@GodCHEW @WabKinew @KremlinRussia_E @JeffsModels @MainStProject @SiloamMission @LiLbOoPs_ Who is the woman in this picture?

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@SpragueFoods 99 problems but a bean ain’t one
If you having bean problems, Sprague’s got you hon.

😆

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@GodCHEW @ScottGillingham @WabKinew What, the sweet fuck, are you on about?

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@GodCHEW @LiLbOoPs_ Well, one of the reasons your tweets make absolutely 0 sense; the other reason is they aren’t coherent but 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

Why are men?

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@GodCHEW @LiLbOoPs_ I’m not involved in that shelter, which is why your tweets at me make absolutely 0 sense

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@GodCHEW Ok, I think you need to take a step back from this woman who, by the way, does not work for Siloam.

Your obsession is concerning; what point are you trying to make about her? Or anything?

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@GodCHEW So don’t work at Siloam?

[Lisa W @MsBehavior]

@GodCHEW Who?