Amanda Beth the Small but Decently Priced Ham

I wear too much makeup, drink too much coffee, and talk too much.

[Amanda Beth the Small but Decently Priced Ham @MsBlueLipstick]

2 hours in a dentist's chair this morning. I feel like I was punched in the face several times. Part of it was cosmetic, so I can't complain too much I guess.

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I hate Twitter. Only 12 people saw my post

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Good night from my boss

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Good night from my boss

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@dustycrustbunny Ottawa is great. It's not too big, but it always has something going on.

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@AuthorGFAllen Only months?

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@lamiche_depain Boustan is only good at 3 am because nothing else is open, and even then only get the potatoes

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@6ixbuzztv Everyone in Montreal right now

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@MeghanEMurphy I bought most of my clothes at the Army Surplus Store and had short hair. I was often mistaken for a boy.

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@The_Acumen I went from having a sister "borrow" things to a daughter 🤣

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@Elliesmommyy23 and that's fine for some folks if they do not have the budget but in my experience lately, even IF the couple has the budget they cut back so much and expect so much from friends and family, it can almost take the joy out of the occasion.

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@Elliesmommyy23 I'm getting married in August and I spent some extra $ on a few things bc I want the convenience and I don't want my guests to feel put out either. I've been in too many weddings that feel like a temporary part-time job. i didnt want to do that to my guests if not necessary

[Amanda Beth the Small but Decently Priced Ham @MsBlueLipstick]

My daughter just started dating this guy and knows she loves to read. He made her this tiny bookshelf with little books that have little pages with tiny words that talk about some of his favourite memories from their first dates.

[Amanda Beth the Small but Decently Priced Ham @MsBlueLipstick]

Hades will miss lil Man too, and wears his bow tie in remembrance

[Katie "You Flapping Twat" "Pick Me Bxtch" Sanders @KatieSanders238]

I don't really know how to say this, but I know you all love Lil Man so I want you to know.

He crossed the rainbow bridge last night.

I am not okay.

I love you Lil Man, you were the best thing to ever happen to anyone, but especially me.

[Amanda Beth the Small but Decently Priced Ham @MsBlueLipstick]

@KatieSanders238 omg :( He was such a part of my Twitter family. I am so sorry xoxoxox

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@TheMcMeanie When I was 300 lbs I couldn't get my arse in Walmart leggings to save my life . No way she is!

[Amanda Beth the Small but Decently Priced Ham @MsBlueLipstick]

@ThatchEffendi or he's just some guy who has to wear a suit to work

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Idc if youtubers do sponsored videos but im watching this true crime channel and in 30 minutes they did 3 sponsors. So between that and the ads youtube runs, it's alot .

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@mooseincrisis my dog named Moose

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@allie__voss That's why my wedding is super small. I don't want my guest to be put out for anything.