Ms. Brown

APUSH/U.S. History teacher, supporter of the Oxford comma. Once a Bruin, always a Bruin 🐻

[Pop Base @PopBase]

After 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

I give a fuck about the Oxford comma

[Great House @xspotsdamark]

There’s an old painting of Black people playing the banjo on a plantation 25 years before Joel Walker Sweeney was born

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

You’re a little slow to the party.

[William Kory Amyx for Indiana @AmyxForIndiana]

How to pronounce acetaminophen:

ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

This is what a REAL scientific breakthough looks like

Not that Tylenol stuff

[Ms.Criminister @Curryfidat]

Not to sound like an old wench but I cannot stand everything being digitized

[amanda✿ @raisyscalloway]

i just know belly’s finger was a bit green when she took that ring off

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

Horrible Situation Somehow Gets Worse

[Florence + the Machine @florencemachine]

Here I can take up the whole of the sky,
Unfurling becoming my full size
Look at me burst through the ceiling
Aren’t you so glad you came
Breathless and begging
And screaming my name

https://t.co/8X2RxH0Oqn

Everybody Scream
Title Track 🪾
Written by Florence Welch, Mark Bowen and @mitskileaks

Production by Florence Welch, Mark Bowen, @jamesellisford and @aaron_dessner

Video by @autumndewilde

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

god I miss buttons

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

Can’t wait until they unify all the apps into a new app called cable.

[South Park @SouthPark]

Wait, so we ARE relevant?
#eatabagofdicks

[Z @thomzay11]

this sentence was never meant to be said

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Unfortunately there’s nothing I like more than a woke $8 ice cream from a place with a name that’s an ampersand between two nouns

[☼molly☼ is kissing mirrorballs all the time 🪩 @hot_taMOLLY_57]

asking ai to generate a video of the only former black president being arrested while you yourself are a convicted felon and a friend of epsteins with the caption “no one is above the law” is as equally insane as it is racist

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

In the 18th century, doctors prescribed trips to the ocean to cure melancholy and they shouldn't have stopped doing that

[Elmo @elmo]

Sometimes Elmo just needs Elmo’s mommy. ❤️