Ms. Cheevious

Too curious to behave. Entertainment, tech, culture. Opinions fully intentional. Author acct: @LisaJey

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

Single mom. Newly divorced. Hollywood.

Celebrities to wrangle, kids to raise, men to date, mistakes to make.

What could possibly go wrong?

As it turns out, enough to fill a book. 😏
https://t.co/4Mw4ah2bwk

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

I was rushing Scarlett Johansson to prompter when she stopped to chat with “Tom.” Tom Cruise, it turned out. Clearly, I was new at this.
Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood: My Zany Years Spent Working in Tinseltown: “If I’d Attacked Him, He’d Be Dead.”

Buy here: https://t.co/4Mw4ah2bwk

[Zack Dalmazzo @ZDalmazzo]

@MittRomney @WomenInTheBurbs We are fortunate Trump wasn’t President during WW2. He would have tried to make a deal with Hitler and force the UK to surrender, as he is doing now with Ukraine.

[Eli @EliStrawmaning]

@MittRomney Imagine being so broken you blame the west for standing up to a dictator instead of blaming the dictator for invading.

Broken human beings.

[FishFlakes @Fish_Flakes546]

@MittRomney @McFaul I promise you a bunch of people hating on Zelenskyy simply do it because Trump likes Putin

That’s all 🤷‍♂️
they don’t know shit and have never thought about it

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Churchill could have shortened WW2 by years if he had just “done a deal” with Hitler. George Washington could have done a deal to end the American Revolution. Zelenskyy is in good company.

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

https://t.co/yYPMLPcviP said I needed written consent to post photos with Stevie Wonder and Sheryl Crow. Who knew dating required celebrity clearances?

It's in the book, Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood: My Zany Years Spent Working in Tinseltown

Buy here: https://t.co/4Mw4ah1DGM

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

I was rushing Scarlett Johansson backstage when she stopped to chat with a guy in sunglasses. Who was this guy holding up production? Tom Cruise. Naturally.

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

After traveling quite a bit and always returning back to @flyLAXairport I have to ask, why don't you guys have snack bars and restaurants or something out by the Uber and Lyft pick up since we have to be shuttled way out to catch them?

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

In Vegas... we'll call him Kevin ... just never.stopped.talking. My escape plan? Distract him with cabaret dancers in fabulous heels. Then vanish like a ninja.

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

I was flirting on the phone backstage when my headset erupted: “LISA! FIND KATE BECKINSALE!”

Nothing kills a flirtation quite like misplacing Kate Beckinsale minutes before she’s due onstage.

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

@quaneeri223344 @factpostnews He needs to be louder and more obvious.

[James Ries, DO @JamesRiesDO]

For anyone near the outbreak: high fever, cough, runny nose and red eyes, followed by a rash a few days later, is the measles pattern. Call the doctor before you walk in, because one measles patient can infect a whole waiting room. If you were exposed and aren't immune, the MMR shot within 72 hours or immune globulin within 6 days can still prevent it.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

This should outrage every American. This is the president of the United States telling Iran to bomb American cities. I live in Los Angeles, but that’s beside the point. Tommorow it could be your city.

My fellow Americans, this is not normal. This is not funny. This behavior should ring alarm bells for us all!

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

My dating life occasionally included younger men. Having a teenage son didn’t deter them.

They’d just say, “You’re a total MILF, dude!”

Yes. They actually said “dude.” 😏

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

A cute guy at the House of Blues flirted with me. I gave him a reluctant “Hi,” thinking, Oh geez, a roadie is hitting on me.

It was Johnny Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls.

Smooth, Lisa. Very smooth. 😏
It's in the book: https://t.co/4Mw4ah2bwk

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

In 2002 I dove headfirst into online dating, or as I called it, “cyber-stalking." I mean dating. Was he really 42? Was that photo from this decade? Was that even HIM?

Ah, romance. 😏

It's in the book: https://t.co/4Mw4ah2bwk

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

Nelly Furtado’s bodyguard physically blocked me from doing my job backstage.

I’d experienced my first divalicious moment, and there was nothing “licious” about it. 😏

[Ms. Cheevious @MsCheevious]

Nelly Furtado’s bodyguard physically blocked me from doing my job backstage.

I’d experienced my first divalicious moment, and there was nothing “licious” about it. 😏